I'm president, I do final touches only.Rebecca
Daley won't even do book club anymore.Cappie
Worst. Birthday. Ever.Calvin
That was before he had sex with all of those hookers and resigned in disgrace.Rebecca
Casey: Why is she making out with my law professor?
Evan: Why is she making out with my law professor?
Rusty: Why is she kissing that old guy?
Dale, what's the deal? Can't do book club anymore?Cappie
You Facebook stalked me? Who does that?Casey
She's Ashleigh, not Chuck Liddell.Casey
Ashleigh became a fan of Color Me Bad?Casey
I can't believe Casey took the which Friends test are you and she is our Rachel? More like Ross or Gunther.Ashleigh
Dale: You are totally turned on right now, aren't you?
Laura: I am.
Dale: Ha, I'm not.