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Greek Quotes (Page 3)

Episode 6: "Fumble"

Catherine: I'm a little distracted this morning. See, I have taken a lover.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Calvin: What's with the eyewear, Snookie?
 • Rating: Unrated

Pledge Spidey: Thanks to that goat, I made out with a cheerleader. She's a base in the pyramid, but still a solid 7.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cappie: I now shall commence my walk of shame.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 5: "Homecoming and Going"

Rebecca: Heath's a stripper? Hot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cappie: What's Omega Chi doing for Homecoming? A Jack Johnson sing along?
 • Rating: Unrated

Heather: You're so lucky to have Evan. He's like the shirtless greeter at Abercrombie, but romantic.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cappie: Spidey and Spitter, that's fun to say.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ashleigh: I just have to figure out the whole paying rent to a landlord thing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cappie: I'm so glad to have my happy go lucky Spitter back.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 4: "All About Beav"

Beaver: You're my favorite lady that I've never had sex with.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Catherine: I only came out tonight because I feared I might have a panic attack if I didn't lay off a little steam.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cappie: Evan is Lord of the Douche.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rebecca: I have somehow become the girl who depends on the guy for happiness.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Rebecca: I forgot how good you cleaned up.
Cappie: And I remembered you don't wear underwear with that dress.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beaver: I gave her the hemlock.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ashleigh: I don't know. When you're with someone who doesn't believe in you, you end up not believing in yourself. What kind of relationship is that?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cappie: Thank you Shake Weight for Men!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cappie: Go on. Lead a real important law douche life. Law Douche!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ashleigh: Everybody cares about the flashy stuff.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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