I'm president, I do final touches only.

Rebecca

Daley won't even do book club anymore.

Cappie

Worst. Birthday. Ever.

Calvin

It's Calvin-mas.

Ashleigh

That was before he had sex with all of those hookers and resigned in disgrace.

Rebecca

Casey: Why is she making out with my law professor?
Evan: Why is she making out with my law professor?
Rusty: Why is she kissing that old guy?

Dale, what's the deal? Can't do book club anymore?

Cappie

You Facebook stalked me? Who does that?

Casey

She's Ashleigh, not Chuck Liddell.

Casey

Ashleigh became a fan of Color Me Bad?

Casey

I can't believe Casey took the which Friends test are you and she is our Rachel? More like Ross or Gunther.

Ashleigh

Dale: You are totally turned on right now, aren't you?
Laura: I am.
Dale: Ha, I'm not.

Greek Quotes

Rebecca: You are not a ZBZ, you are definitely not our rent boy. They're never gonna see you like that. You're basically one of the girls, except we're pretty and thin.
Dale: You did not just call me fat.
Rebecca: Oh yes I did.
Dale: Well you know what? I can diet, but you will always be ugly on the inside.

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty