Why don't you clean it up with your mop like hair?

Dale

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• Added: February 07, 2011

Who is Walter?

Rusty

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• Added: February 07, 2011

Don't forget your flat iron. You can't have a serious job search with frizzy hair.

Casey

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• Added: February 07, 2011

Like Whitney Houston, I believe the children are the future.

Catherine

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• Added: February 07, 2011

It's like going to the mall with Justin Bieber.

Calvin

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• Added: February 07, 2011

I'm a little distracted this morning. See, I have taken a lover.

Catherine

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• Added: February 07, 2011

What's with the eyewear, Snookie?

Calvin

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• Added: February 07, 2011

Thanks to that goat, I made out with a cheerleader. She's a base in the pyramid, but still a solid 7.

Pledge Spidey

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• Added: February 07, 2011

I now shall commence my walk of shame.

Cappie

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• Added: February 07, 2011

Heath's a stripper? Hot.

Rebecca

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• Added: February 01, 2011

What's Omega Chi doing for Homecoming? A Jack Johnson sing along?

Cappie

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• Added: February 01, 2011

You're so lucky to have Evan. He's like the shirtless greeter at Abercrombie, but romantic.

Heather

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• Added: February 01, 2011