Why don't you clean it up with your mop like hair?

Dale

Who is Walter?

Rusty

Don't forget your flat iron. You can't have a serious job search with frizzy hair.

Casey

Like Whitney Houston, I believe the children are the future.

Catherine

It's like going to the mall with Justin Bieber.

Calvin

I'm a little distracted this morning. See, I have taken a lover.

Catherine

What's with the eyewear, Snookie?

Calvin

Thanks to that goat, I made out with a cheerleader. She's a base in the pyramid, but still a solid 7.

Pledge Spidey

I now shall commence my walk of shame.

Cappie

Heath's a stripper? Hot.

Rebecca

What's Omega Chi doing for Homecoming? A Jack Johnson sing along?

Cappie

You're so lucky to have Evan. He's like the shirtless greeter at Abercrombie, but romantic.

Heather

Greek Quotes

Rebecca: You are not a ZBZ, you are definitely not our rent boy. They're never gonna see you like that. You're basically one of the girls, except we're pretty and thin.
Dale: You did not just call me fat.
Rebecca: Oh yes I did.
Dale: Well you know what? I can diet, but you will always be ugly on the inside.

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty