Why don't you clean it up with your mop like hair?

Dale

Who is Walter?

Rusty

Don't forget your flat iron. You can't have a serious job search with frizzy hair.

Casey

Like Whitney Houston, I believe the children are the future.

Catherine

It's like going to the mall with Justin Bieber.

Calvin

I'm a little distracted this morning. See, I have taken a lover.

Catherine

What's with the eyewear, Snookie?

Calvin

Thanks to that goat, I made out with a cheerleader. She's a base in the pyramid, but still a solid 7.

Pledge Spidey

I now shall commence my walk of shame.

Cappie

Heath's a stripper? Hot.

Rebecca

What's Omega Chi doing for Homecoming? A Jack Johnson sing along?

Cappie

You're so lucky to have Evan. He's like the shirtless greeter at Abercrombie, but romantic.

Heather

Greek Quotes

She may be afraid of trees but when push comes to shove she won't let you drink the shampoo. No matter how good it smells.

Evan

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty