Grey's Anatomy
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Not many people have Miranda Bailey in their corner, but this one does. So today, I am Ed McMahon with a big ole check.
Miranda
Jo: I'm sorry, the best resident? How is she the best resident?
Maggie: You weren't supposed to hear that.
Mer: What are you doing?
Amelia: Nothing.
Mer: Really? Cuz you're looking super sketchy.
Wait, I hugged you and you haven't even peed on a stick yet?
Mer
Maybe you're not a baby guy. Babies just don't like some guys.
Alex
Jo: You call her Granny June?
Andrew: Yeah, she asked me to. It just feels right. She's like a human sunflower.
Ben: Maybe she's colic.
Owen: What is colic anyway?
Ben: Um...I don't know.
I swear you try to have one damn day of joy around here.
Miranda
Yeah, it's my decision...but screw her.
Granny June
I'm just saying Edwards has been like my right hand, and my right hand is no good to me if it is in your pocket.
Amelia
Have you peed on a stick yet? Because if you haven't peed on that stick yet, stop talking!
Mer
Amelia: I didn't have to do this last time.
April: What do you mean last time?
Amelia: The last time I was pregnant. I didn't have to tell the father because he was dead.