Not many people have Miranda Bailey in their corner, but this one does. So today, I am Ed McMahon with a big ole check.

Miranda

Jo: I'm sorry, the best resident? How is she the best resident?
Maggie: You weren't supposed to hear that.

Mer: What are you doing?
Amelia: Nothing.
Mer: Really? Cuz you're looking super sketchy.

Wait, I hugged you and you haven't even peed on a stick yet?

Mer

Maybe you're not a baby guy. Babies just don't like some guys.

Alex

Jo: You call her Granny June?
Andrew: Yeah, she asked me to. It just feels right. She's like a human sunflower.

Ben: Maybe she's colic.
Owen: What is colic anyway?
Ben: Um...I don't know.

I swear you try to have one damn day of joy around here.

Miranda

Yeah, it's my decision...but screw her.

Granny June

I'm just saying Edwards has been like my right hand, and my right hand is no good to me if it is in your pocket.

Amelia

Have you peed on a stick yet? Because if you haven't peed on that stick yet, stop talking!

Mer

Amelia: I didn't have to do this last time.
April: What do you mean last time?
Amelia: The last time I was pregnant. I didn't have to tell the father because he was dead.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey