Addison: Let me say it once: Grandpa... Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa!
Mark: Okay. That was four times. Get it out of your system?

[to Der] You wouldn't be starting a conversation about my personal life, would you? Bad idea? Bad idea!

Bailey

[to Alex] Let me scrub in and I'll take you out to drinks afterwards and, you know...

Reed

[to Mer] You gonna look me in the eye and tell me Derek never threw a cranionomy after the two of you spent an hour in the on-call room? Please.

Alex

How about you just shut up long enough to watch your friend tank her valve?

Reed

I know I've only been your father for a short time, but I swear, if you say gimp one more time, I'm gonna slap you.

Mark [to Sloan]

You almost died like men.

Alex

Sean, I am talking about where I am going to die - you have to be feeling something.

Patient

Why are you interrogating me?

Cristina

What is your problem? You go to Sheppard behind my back about a patient you don't even have any idea what she has been dealing with - the kind of pain that she is in. The kind of pain that will only be worse when I shove a tube is shoved down her throat because you are having some kind of problem with her exercising her legal right to die. So I want to know, what the hell is your problem?

Teddy

Mark: Oh come on you don't talk locker room talk in front of the coach. Richard: I'm not the coach anymore, I'm a player. I take a shower like everyone else.

Teddy: Dr. Yang, I don't know?
Cristina: I'm here, I'm trying, but ...
Teddy: I'm not asking you to be in the OR. I'm asking you to say something, to participate. We're at a crossroads Yang, a crossroads where you either get in the game or I tell Richard it's time to send you home.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey