ADDISON: "It's a great time. Don't let me and my fossilized eggs discourage you."
CALLIE: "We're gonna be friends still if I get pregnant?"
ADDISON: [smiles] "Absolutely not!"

ADDISON: "I am being stalked by pregnant women."
CALLIE: "You're an obstetrician."

MARK: "The bachelor party was short handed. Which explains why I'm here."
ADDISON: "I'm the only woman here. Am I supposed to the be the entertainment? Because I'm not stripping."
DEREK: "That's all right, we've all seen it before."
MARK: "True."
PRESTON: "I haven't."

MEREDITH: "So are you going to give me an inspirational speech too?"
ALEX: "No."

DEREK: "I met a woman last night."
MEREDITH: "You met a woman last night."
DEREK: "I'm telling you this because we don't keep secrets. I don't keep secrets. Nothing happened. She was pretty. I noticed. And we talked."
MEREDITH: "You met a woman last night."
DEREK: "Yeah."
MEREDITH: "So, should I be worried or something?"
DEREK: "Should you be worried that I met a woman? No. Should you be worried that, for me, flirting with that woman was a highlight of my week? Yeah, you should be worried."

MRS. BURKE: [to Cristina] "What were you planning to do about your eyebrows?"
CRISTINA: "My eyebrows? No... thing?"

MEREDITH: "Wow!"
CRISTINA: "Mama took my eyebrows."

[to George] "I am an optimist. I am a fool. I am not sure. Because I'm your best friend, because I love you, if what you want is to be with Callie then I will do everything in my power to support you and help you make your marriage work. But because I'm your best friend, because I love you, I also have to say... that I'm in love with you. I'm in love with you. I can't promise a future, I can't promise perfection, because we're us, I'm me and you're you. no one knows what will happen. But in my heart, I am sure. I'm in love with you George. And I hope you're in love with me too."

IZZIE

[to Cristina] "You will get married!"

MEREDITH

[narrating] "Being Chief... is about responsibility. Every single surgical patient in a hospital is your patient. Whether you're the one who cut them open or not. The scalpel stops with you. You need to be able to look at her family. And to tell them your team did everything they could to save someone's life. The husband, the wife. Taking care about the people's families. And responsibility... it makes you... you take care of the people's families. But you sacrifice your own."

RICHARD

REBECCA: "I'm asking you to give me a reason to stay here, Alex. A reason from you!!"
ALEX: "I think you should stay with a decent guy."

MIRANDA: "Did I fail you, O'Malley?"
GEORGE: "No... no. I failed you."

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

[walking by Izzie's room]
Meredith: Hot.
Sadie: Horny.

Sexual sorbet? Hahaha! I love it.

Bailey