Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Episode 23: "Blues For Sister Someone" Quotes
IZZIE: "You want us to make her seize? How do we make someone have a seizure?"
DEREK: "Get creative. Do some research."
GEORGE: "Well, if all the normal methods have failed then what are we supposed to do-"
DEREK: "Use a strobe light. Get her drunk. Hang her up upside down from the ceiling and hit her with a wiffle ball bat, for all I care. Just make her seize. 'Cause until she seizes, I don't know when to operate, and if I don't know when to operate, I can't get this woman out of my life. And this woman is not how I like to start my mornings."
MIRANDA: "It would concern me if you were making medical decisions based on how Dr. Stevens might feel about it."
DENNY: "Well, in that case, I say that we do this thing. Screw that dizzy, blonde, doctor girl!"
MIRANDA: "That's not helping, Denny."
MIRANDA: "How are you feeling this morning, Denny?"
DENNY: "Great. I'd be even greater if you'd get me off this machine."
MIRANDA: "Ha. Denny, you know I would. But then your heart would stop beating and Dr. Burke would yell at me and that'd make for a very bad day for both of us."
MEREDITH: "Is he a candidate for the portable LVAD?"
DENNY: "Now see, that's what I'm talking about. Half the size, twice the fun."
MIRANDA: "I see you've been doing your research."
"Dr. Stevens, unless Mr. Duquette's heart has just grown a brain, you are currently not doing your job."MIRANDA
IZZIE: "George! Hey."
IZZIE: [to Calli] "Oh, um... hi."
GEORGE: "So, we spent the night at Calli's last night so we figured we'd, uh, spend the night here."
IZZIE: "Um, ok. So, you're back, just for tonight then?"
GEORGE: "Well, Calli's here for tonight. But, I dunno, it's my room. I pay rent."
IZZIE: [smiles] "Well, welcome home."
ADDISON: "You would not believe the day I had. I went out of my way to give a patient exactly what she wants only to have it explode in my face. And don't even get me started about Alex Karev."
DEREK: "Get in the shower."
DEREK: "You wanna have hot sex? Get in the shower!"
ALEX: "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
ADDISON: "Dr. Karev, you did such a good job today that I'm going to talk to Dr. Bailey and have you assigned to my service."
ALEX: "What? For how long?"
ADDISON: "For as long as I want. Your ass is mine until I say otherwise. Congratulations."
[narrating] "The key to being a successful intern is what we give up. Sleep, friends, a normal life. We sacrifice it all for that one amazing moment, that moment when you can legally call yourself a surgeon. There are days that make the sacrifices seem worthwhile. Then there are the days where everything feels like a sacrifice. And then there are the sacrifices that you cant even figure out why you're making."MEREDITH
IZZIE: "George, don't do the whispering under your breath thing. If youâ€™ve got something to say then just say it."
GEORGE: "Yeah, well, the last time you gave me that advice it went really well."
IZZIE: "You're seriously pissed at me because of because of what happened between you and Meredith?"
GEORGE: "No... yeah."
FINN: "Here's the deal. You have two options. You could, come up to my place, take off all your clothes, shower off the goo, borrow one of my shirts and I'll cook you dinner. Thatâ€™s door number one. Door number twoâ€¦ you go home. I think you ought to take door number one, because it involves you naked in my apartment. But, you know, that's just me."
MEREDITH: "I should point out that there's absolutely nothing you could say that would make me go upstairs with you. I'm kind of offended that you think that I would go upstairs with you. And you should know, that I... I'm celibate, so-"
FINN: "Shut up."
MEREDITH: "I absolutely can not have... sex, with you."
FINN: "If you choose door number one, I absolutely will not have sex with you."
MEREDITH: "You wont?"
FINN: "I promise I won't. I won't even try to kiss you."
MEREDITH: [smiles] "Why not?"
FINN: "Choose door number one."
PRESTON: "I wasn't like you. I wasn't the most talented student in school. I wasn't the brightest. But I was the best."
CRISTINA: "You practiced."
PRESTON: "I practiced."
[narrating] "A wise man once said you can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it. What he meant is nothing comes without a price. So before you go into battle, you better decide how much you're willing to lose. Too often, going after what feels good means letting go of what you know is right, and letting someone in means abandoning the walls you've spent a lifetime building. Of course, the toughest sacrifices are the ones we don't see coming, when we don't have time to come up with a strategy to pick a side or to measure the potential loss. When that happens, when the battle chooses us and not the other way around, that's when the sacrifice can turn out to be more than we can bear."MEREDITH