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Greys-anatomy

IZZIE: "You want us to make her seize? How do we make someone have a seizure?"
DEREK: "Get creative. Do some research."
GEORGE: "Well, if all the normal methods have failed then what are we supposed to do-"
DEREK: "Use a strobe light. Get her drunk. Hang her up upside down from the ceiling and hit her with a wiffle ball bat, for all I care. Just make her seize. 'Cause until she seizes, I don't know when to operate, and if I don't know when to operate, I can't get this woman out of my life. And this woman is not how I like to start my mornings."

MIRANDA: "It would concern me if you were making medical decisions based on how Dr. Stevens might feel about it."
DENNY: "Well, in that case, I say that we do this thing. Screw that dizzy, blonde, doctor girl!"
MIRANDA: "That's not helping, Denny."
DENNY: "No?"

MIRANDA: "How are you feeling this morning, Denny?"
DENNY: "Great. I'd be even greater if you'd get me off this machine."
MIRANDA: "Ha. Denny, you know I would. But then your heart would stop beating and Dr. Burke would yell at me and that'd make for a very bad day for both of us."
MEREDITH: "Is he a candidate for the portable LVAD?"
DENNY: "Now see, that's what I'm talking about. Half the size, twice the fun."
MIRANDA: "I see you've been doing your research."

"Dr. Stevens, unless Mr. Duquette's heart has just grown a brain, you are currently not doing your job."

MIRANDA

IZZIE: "George! Hey."
GEORGE: "Hey."
IZZIE: [to Calli] "Oh, um... hi."
CALLI: "Hey."
GEORGE: "So, we spent the night at Calli's last night so we figured we'd, uh, spend the night here."
IZZIE: "Um, ok. So, you're back, just for tonight then?"
GEORGE: "Well, Calli's here for tonight. But, I dunno, it's my room. I pay rent."
IZZIE: [smiles] "Well, welcome home."

ADDISON: "You would not believe the day I had. I went out of my way to give a patient exactly what she wants only to have it explode in my face. And don't even get me started about Alex Karev."
DEREK: "Get in the shower."
ADDISON: "What?"
DEREK: "You wanna have hot sex? Get in the shower!"

ALEX: "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
ADDISON: "Dr. Karev, you did such a good job today that I'm going to talk to Dr. Bailey and have you assigned to my service."
ALEX: "What? For how long?"
ADDISON: "For as long as I want. Your ass is mine until I say otherwise. Congratulations."

[narrating] "The key to being a successful intern is what we give up. Sleep, friends, a normal life. We sacrifice it all for that one amazing moment, that moment when you can legally call yourself a surgeon. There are days that make the sacrifices seem worthwhile. Then there are the days where everything feels like a sacrifice. And then there are the sacrifices that you cant even figure out why you're making."

MEREDITH

IZZIE: "George, don't do the whispering under your breath thing. If you’ve got something to say then just say it."
GEORGE: "Yeah, well, the last time you gave me that advice it went really well."
IZZIE: "You're seriously pissed at me because of because of what happened between you and Meredith?"
GEORGE: "No... yeah."

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