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"I'm out of my element here. I break bones for a living, I used to live in the basement, most days I wear last night's eyeliner to work, and I don't give a crap about what other people think of me. Because I'm a happily independent and successful woman and I like it that way, only when you say stuff like this, it just makes things too hard. So please, don't chase me anymore, unless you're ready to catch me."


RICHARD: "Adele always sewed all my buttons."
ADDISON: "Have you called her?"
RICHARD: "Adele? Oh no. I wouldn't want to bother her with something as trivial as a button. I don't suppose either of you would wanna-"
ADDISON: "I'm sorry. I have two uteruses that I have to attend to."
MIRANDA: "I have many skills. Many skills. Surgical skills. Your button ruptures its esophagus, I'm your woman. Otherwise..." [leaves]

MARK: "Nancy-pants?"
NANCY: [smiles] "Hey loser."
MARK: "I wish Derek told me you were coming to visit."
NANCY: "Oh, like he tells you anything these days."
MARK: "I'm working on that."
NANCY: "What are you doing here, Mark? Are you trying to torture him?"
MARK: "He's my family, Nancy. Plus I needed a change of pace.... Plus I slept with my tennis partner's wife and he bought a gun."
NANCY: "There it is!"

"McDreamy's sister is McBitchy."


NANCY: "Okay, the trailer sucks but in the light of day, the land's nice. Seattle's pretty in the daylight. Plus you have your thing for ferries, so-"
DEREK & MEREDITH: "Ferry boats."
NANCY: "Right. Whatever."
DEREK: "Dr. Stevens, uh, Meredith, this is my sister, Nancy."
NANCY: "Hi."
MEREDITH: "Sister."
DEREK: "Yeah."
MEREDITH: [smiles] "Right. You're one of Derek's sisters."
NANCY: "I knew you didn't think I was the wife seeing as you already ran her off."

DEREK: "Dr. Stevens, [sees Meredith] welcome-"
IZZIE: "Hey Dr. Shepherd."
DEREK: "Back."
IZZIE: "Okay."
DEREK: "Uh, Meredith, Meredith-"
IZZIE: "Sorry, it's not like I can leave. I gotta stay by my boss' side."

NANCY: "Oops, I take it that was the slutty intern you cheated on Addison with?"
DEREK: "She's not slutty. What are you doing here?"
NANCY: "You bailed on Thanksgiving and Christmas and you live in a trailer and you're getting a divorce and then there's the slutty intern."
DEREK: "I really don't like you."
NANCY: "You love me."

GEORGE: "Noelle was born with two uteruses. Uteri."
ADDISON: "Uteruses."
GEORGE: "Uteruses."

MIRANDA: "Dr. Burke. Uh, could we have a moment alone? I just, I didn't realize you were one of them: one of the doctors around with doubts about me or my abilities."
PRESTON: "Miranda, I'm not."
MIRANDA: "My name was erased from the board. I have to assume that was you."
PRESTON: "Dr. Bailey-"
MIRANDA: "I just... I just... I need to know why. I need to know why you didn't want me in on your surgery."
PRESTON: "I just didn't think I could use you."

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