Grey's Anatomy

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Alex: She's not my girlfriend.
Cristina: Whatever, you love her.
Alex: She's my friend.
Cristina: You sound so stupid when you say that.
Alex: She's moving in with him. What do you want me to do?
Cristina: Punch him and take back the girl.

So I poop on the table. It's part of the miracle of life.


We have been friends for a long time. Want to know how? By not watching each other poop.


Babies come out. People poop on the table.


People have babies all over the place; taxi cabs, high school bathrooms.


I'm not board certified and I'm not a virgin!


I won't call the guy a d-bag. Not to his face anyway.


We are throwing Bailey under the bus.


Your job is to cooperate.

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