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Greys-anatomy

Derek: That's my chair.
Mark: I know I like it. Makes me feel powerful.

Lexie: Mark was really awesome at leaving you with good sex injuries.
Cristina: Please don't cry on my ass.

Yang got burns on her girl parts.

Alex

Cristina: I got a burn.
Alex: Where?
Cristina: Go away.

She won't let me touch her.

Bailey

At least he could be civil. I had a one-night stand. Big deal.

Lexie

Bailey: I know that you're new here, I know that you probably still have a chip on your shoulder because your parking space at Mercy West was better and I know that you're an anesthesiologist, which means you make buckets of money logging reasonable hours sitting on your behind and flipping through "Architectural Digest" while somebody on the other side of the curtain does the real work and gets sued for it.
Ben: Excuse me. You have no idea-
Bailey: I don't know what they did at Mercy West, but here at Seattle Grace, we expect to be able to trust the gas man, trust him to do his job so that we can do ours. We expect the gas man to stay awake at the switch no matter how long and boring a procedure might be. We expect the gas man to stay focused enough to keep the patient unconscious!

Don't let the roller skates fool you. Peds is nothing but hardcore.

Arizona

He looks like an undertaker.

Cristina
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