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CRISTINA: "Meredith, I have a thing... news."
MEREDITH: "You’re not pregnant again, are you? Because I can’t handle the extra months of bitchiness."

SYDNEY: "Chief Resident. Yeah, for next year. The one fifth year resident that rules all residents. Oh, okay, she's cute. She's acting like she didn't know about it. Cute."
MIRANDA: "I'm not cute."
SYDNEY: "I'm onto you. I'm a competitor. Grrr!"
MIRANDA: "I bite."
SYDNEY: "Oh! I'll just wait for you in the pit."

CALLIE: "This is weird. Weird. This is weird, right?"
MIRANDA: "I need more triage tags…"
CALLIE: "Working with someone I’m married to is weird. Here, I’m his boss and his wife. At work, I’m giving him orders, in bed... he’s giving me..."
MIRANDA: "Stop! Right there. I don’t need to know this. I’m tired, I’m busy. While I will concede that you and O’Malley have some challenges to overcome, I’m asking you to remember that this day is a marathon and my mind can only hold what it needs to know, your sex life cannot be held in my mind today. Ever! It cannot be in my mind ever! Never!"
CALLIE: "Whatever."

MEREDITH: "You ever feel like you’re disappearing?"
IZZIE: "All the time."
MEREDITH: "Why can’t I just be the happily ever after person? Why can’t I believe in that?"
IZZIE: "I don’t know what I believe in anymore."

[narrating] "Disappearances happen in science. Disease can suddenly fade away, tumors go missing, and we open someone up to discover the cancer is gone. It's unexplained. It’s rare, but it happens. We call it mis-diagnosis. Say we never saw it in the first place, any explanation but the truth. That life is full of vanishing acts. If something that we didn’t know we had disappears... do we miss it?"

MEREDITH

[stares at Mark, Preston, Derek] "All alone! Do any of you even know what that's like? Lives with Cristina ... digs the perfect 12-year old ... Manwhore! His wife left him! After 25 years of marriage. So if the man wants to dye his hair for the ladies, let him dye his hair for the ladies! Now leave him be."

ADDISON

RICHARD: "Men who... have gray hair are noticed less than men who... don't."
DEREK: "By who?"
RICHARD: "Well..."
PRESTON: "By the ladies?"
MARK: [coughs trying not to laugh]
DEREK: "Looks good Chief."
RICHARD: "Very natural."

PRESTON: [to the Chief] "What happened to your hair?"
ADDISON: "Leave him be."
MARK: "He dyed it."
DEREK: "But why?"
ADDISON: "Leave him be!"
DEREK: "What are you doing?"
PRESTON: "Okay... but why?"

MEREDITH: "I did not try to drown myself in the bathtub."
IZZIE: "Hey, I ate everything out of the fridge last night. Everything. Including a tub of butter. There's not judgement here."

MEREDITH: "I'm a surgeon. I do the rescuing. You are not my knight in shining whatever."
DEREK: "So we're gonna fight because I pulled you out of the tub."
MEREDITH: "You have a place. You could sleep at it. And then you don't have to pull me out of the bathtub. You're everywhere, all the time, saying things."
DEREK: "This is the happy ever after part. And in the happily ever after, the guy is there all the time, saying things and the girls love it!"
MEREDITH: "Go to work, I'll see you there."
DEREK: "And just for the record? I am your knight in shining whatever."

DEREK: "Your Mother! Look, your Mother was lucid and she said some things, and now she's-"
MEREDITH: "Gone! And everything's back to normal, it's not a big deal."
DEREK: "Yeah, except she's having heart surgery today."
MEREDITH: [sighs]
DEREK: "Hey. Do you want me to talk to the Chief? I know you have the Triage thing today, but he'll give you the day off."
MEREDITH: "Stop. I do not need rescuing."
DEREK: "You would've drowned in the bathtub had I not been there."

MEREDITH: "I was taking a bath!"
DEREK: "That's not a bath, I know what a bath looks like."

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Grey's Anatomy Season 3 Episode 15 Quotes

DEREK: "Your Mother! Look, your Mother was lucid and she said some things, and now she's-"
MEREDITH: "Gone! And everything's back to normal, it's not a big deal."
DEREK: "Yeah, except she's having heart surgery today."
MEREDITH: [sighs]
DEREK: "Hey. Do you want me to talk to the Chief? I know you have the Triage thing today, but he'll give you the day off."
MEREDITH: "Stop. I do not need rescuing."
DEREK: "You would've drowned in the bathtub had I not been there."

MEREDITH: "I was taking a bath!"
DEREK: "That's not a bath, I know what a bath looks like."