Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy Quotes (Page 2)

Season 9 Episode 21: "Sleeping Monster"

Cristina: People have babies all over the place; taxi cabs, high school bathrooms.
 • Rating: 3.4 / 5.0

April: I'm not board certified and I'm not a virgin!
 • Rating: Unrated

Alex: I won't call the guy a d-bag. Not to his face anyway.
 • Rating: Unrated

Derek: We are throwing Bailey under the bus.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Webber: Your job is to cooperate.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 9 Episode 20: "She's Killing Me"

Cristina: Mer, you had me at lethal injection.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

April: He likes it when I babble.
Cristina: He's a unicorn.
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Callie: Cartilage is trending because of me.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Meredith: Bailey, you're my mentor and my friend, and I respect your work, but I'm telling you if you don't answer my question, I will punch you in the face.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 9 Episode 19: "Can't Fight This Feeling"

Alex: Hey, you seen super douche around?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Meredith: I own the hospital. I can do whatever I want. I want to run more tests.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Season 9 Episode 18: "Idle Hands"

Bailey: Did you just place a warm cup of pee next to me?
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Arizona: What was I thinking? Heels were a pain even before I had a plastic leg.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Callie: That ass doesn't quit!
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Dr. Ross: I'm Derek Shepherd. It's a beautiful day to save lives.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Jackson: I'm a doctor today.
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Cristina: If anything is wrong with your baby, I will fix it.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Meredith: If anyone's going to have a baby with two heads, three arms, and eleven toes, it's me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: Work keeps our mind active. It keeps us out of trouble. When we're not working, our hands are idle. And the devil will find work for idle hands to do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 9 Episode 17: "Transplant Wasteland"

Webber: You want him to step up, but the steps are too high.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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