Grey's Anatomy
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CALLIE: "You okay?"
ADDISON: [sobbing] "Yeah, I'm fine, I'm okay, I'm good."
CALLIE: "Don't make me climb over this stall. I'll do it but I'll be really pissed because I don't know you that well."
"Oh! So you're, um, that's wonderful! Man love! It's beautiful. Beautiful... My cousin's gay! So... I'm hip and Brokeback Mountain and... all of that."
RICHARD
MIRANDA: "Yang, what would you recommend?"
CRISTINA: "Is this even surgical?"
MIRANDA: "Yang!"
CRISTINA: "Track and inventory all the pieces. Measure the progress and x-rays. Keep examining the stool."
MIRANDA: "Very good. Enjoy."
MARK: "Seen what's-his-face?"
IZZIE: "Alex Karev?"
MARK: "Poor bastard seems to get a thrill out of tagging along after me."
MEREDITH: "He's camping."
MARK: "In that case, how would you like to get a thrill out of tagging along after me?"
MEREDITH: "Derek's camping. Taking time. Getting space."
CRISTINA: "Prestons do not go into the woods. A guy named Preston is gonna get his ass kicked by a squirrel."
IZZIE: "It's basically a slumber party. They do it outside, we do it inside. It's really the only difference."
IZZIE: "You've got sunscreen and insect repellant? And, oh, you're gonna need a shovel to bury your poop."
GEORGE: "Izzie, I'm not five. Will you zip me up?"
[narrating] "As surgeons, we are trained to look for disease. Sometimes the problem is easily detected, most of the time we need to go step by step. First, probing the surface looking for any sign of trouble. Most of the time, we can't tell what's wrong with somebody by just looking at them. After all, they can look perfectly fine on the outside, while their insides tell a whole other story."
MEREDITH
[narrating] "The truth with any kind of wound or disease is to dig down and find the source of the injury - and once you’ve found it, try like hell to heal that sucker."
MEREDITH
DEREK: "We met at this bar, remember? We met and we, um, you said I'm just a girl, and I said I'm just a guy, and we started this thing. We started this thing. You didn't know anything about me. The good, the bad, the wife. You didn't even know my name. You didn't know me. I want you to know me. I want to start over from the beginning. So, hi, I'm Derek Shepherd."
MEREDITH: [pauses] "You walked away, and now it's too late. There's too much water under the thing, or whatever."
DEREK: "Meredith... Please."
MEREDITH: [sees Mark] "Hi, I'm Meredith Grey."
DEREK: "Very nice to meet you Meredith."
MEREDITH: "Nice to meet you too."
DEREK: "Hi, I'm Derek Shepherd."
MEREDITH: "What are you doing?"
PATIENT: "Man, I thought my brother and I had problems. But you two are morons."
CRISTINA: "Okay, well, swallowing Monopoly pieces wasn't exactly a genius move. You could've really hurt yourself."
PATIENT: "Well, I didn't, did I? Now my mom's gonna make my brother let me play Monopoly all I want."
CRISTINA: "And that makes you smart?"
PATIENT: "You're fishing through my poop. How smart does that make you?"
MEREDITH: "You came back."
VICKY: "I was heading home. I was on my way to the airport. You know you asked before why I came back the first time. You know I tried not to. Iwent on dates, I had a lot of great first dates with guys who were planning on staying guys, and you know you have a great date and you wanna go and tell your best friend about it... Well, my best friend is Daniel. Donna. And then a few bad dates... she’s my best friend. She knows me, she loves me. She's my husband. The end of the day it's Donna. Even though she hurts me and even when I hate her."
MEREDITH: "She’s the one you wanna talk to."
