Richard, war is ugly, senseless, and scary as hell, but there are some things worth going to war over.


Maggie: Hey. I'm inviting all you lovely people over to the house tonight for dinner.
Callie: Oh. Like a -- like a dinner party.
Alex: We're not doing that again.

Stephanie: Oh, god, I haven't had sex in so long.
Jo: I had sex this morning.
Stephanie: [glare]
Jo: I thought we were sharing.

Some men would send flowers. Nasty-ass necrotic bowel resection is nice, too.


Why are all the doctors in this hospital so hot? Seriously. It's like a -- it's like a condition of employment.


Maggie: I am so glad -- not about the patient, about the procurement. It is the perfect excuse to ditch Bailey's budget meeting.
Meredith: I want to ditch Bailey's budget meeting.
Owen: I think we've got it covered.
Meredith: Oh, come on, Owen. It's a budget meeting.

Richard: You are a meddler, a busybody, a helicopter mama, a nosy Nellie, a buttinsky!
Catherine: That is trash talk!
Richard: All up in the bug juice. You don't know the flavor, woman!

I just got to Grey-Sloan. I can barely find the bathrooms.


Jo: Do you think that I'm "resourceful" or "inventive?"
Penny: Mm, put that you're both.
Stephanie: Put that you're annoying when you think out loud.

Why are these spaces so small? These spaces cannot contain how awesome I am.


Amelia: How's DeLuca?
Maggie: He's a...non-issue now. How's Hunt?
Amelia: Also a non-issue.
Maggie [eating kale chips]: What am I eating? I'm gonna need something way less healthy than this.

I almost killed her. [beat] With our sex.


Grey's Anatomy Quotes

MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
DEREK: "This thing with us is finished. It's over."
MEREDITH: "Finally."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's done."
MEREDITH: "It is done."

There's a reason I said I'd be happy alone. It wasn't 'cause I thought I'd be happy alone. It was because I thought if I loved someone and then it fell apart, I might not make it. It's easier to be alone, because what if you learn that you need love and you don't have it? What if you like it and lean on it? What if you shape your life around it and then it falls apart? Can you even survive that kind of pain? Losing love is like organ damage. It's like dying. The only difference is death ends. This? It could go on forever.