Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy Quotes (Page 6)

Season 9 Episode 5: "Beautiful Doom"

Meredith: Can't you just give your sex friend more sex so he doesn't fire your old man friend?
Cristina: I'm not a prostitute!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Thomas: This is the biggest aneurysm I have ever seen.
Cristina: Considering your age, that's saying something.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Cristina: I'm not a spoon. I'm a knife and I'm going to stab you in the eyeball.
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Cristina: I can't move. I need to move but I can't. I think I may be frozen to this spot.
 • Rating: 2.8 / 5.0

Meredith: Somethings are simply out of your control. You can't change them, you can't bend them to your will.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 9 Episode 4: "I Saw Her Standing There"

Meredith: It might be hard for a surgeon to admit, but there's no shame in simply being human. It can be a relief to stop hiding, to accept who you really are. A little self awareness never hurt anyone. Because when you know who you are, it's easier to know what you're about, what you really need.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jackson: You hurt my mom and I hurt you.
Webber: I won't hurt your mom, I like her.
Jackson: I dont like that you like her.
Webber: Man to man, you're just gonna have to deal with it. You don't want a piece of this. Not today.
Jackson: I'm watching you.
Webber: I hope you like the view.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Alex: We need you back.
Arizona: I'm trying.
Alex: You know, Callie's trying too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bailey: That is a giant scrotum.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Parker: I have twenty minutes, want to go again?
Cristina: I guess so.
 • Rating: Unrated

Meredith: This is a cry for help.
Cristina: No, this is a cry for an orgasm.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: The clothes a surgeon wears help to present an image. The lab coats and badges and scrubs all work together to indicate a person of authority, someone you can trust. When the clothes come off, that's a different story. We're sensitive, lonely, human.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 9 Episode 3: "Love the One You're With"

Meredith: When we follow our hearts, when we choose not to settle, it's funny. Isn't it? A weight lifts, the sun shines a little brighter, and for a brief moment, we find a little peace.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: Are you sleeping with him?
Cristina: No, he's like one hundred.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Callie: My wife is disabled and my baby's father is dead.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Jackson: The chief banged my mom. Webber. Dr. Webber banged my mom.
Meredith: If it makes you feel any better, he banged my mom too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Callie: Never trade sex for scrubbing in, it's just skanky. Save it for when you actually get to cut.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cristina: I am laughing, just not externally.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cristina: Poppop has an enlarged heart. He can't have a tater tot hot dish.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: Surgeons don't compromise. We defy death, we exceed perfection. We operate for seventeen hours straight if we have to. We aren't built to settle, but that doesn't mean we won't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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