Grey's Anatomy Season 1 Quotes
DEREK: "Forget about the party."
MEREDITH: "You know about the party?"
DEREK: "Your friends will be at the party. You and I can be alone somewhere else."
MEREDITH: "How do you know about the party?"
DEREK: "Thanks for not inviting me, by the way. That felt good. Dinner, think about dinner, perfect opportunity."
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DEREK: "Well, let me take you out to dinner tonight. You can tell me all about it. Real food, waiters, big chunks of carbs in a basket."
MEREDITH: "I canâ€™t."
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IZZIE: "Mr. Sturman, and how are you feeling?"
MR. STURMAN: "Pretty okay, except I don't think I ever want to have a bowel obstruction again."
IZZIE: "Really? Wow. Because we get people in here all the time requesting them."
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GEORGE: "Who else did you invite?"
CRISTINA: "Izzie, we said the list was jocks only. Surgery, Trauma, Plastics. Who else?"
IZZIE: "Just some people from Peds."
CRISTINA: "You invited the preschoolers to Meredithâ€™s house. The next thing youâ€™ll say is you invited the shrinks."
IZZIE: [looks away]
CRISTINA [Izzie looks away]: "She invited mental defects. This partyâ€™s DOA."
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[narrating] "Remember when you were a kid and your biggest worry was, like, if you'd get a bike for your birthday or if you'd get to eat cookies for breakfast. Being an adult? Totally overrated. I mean seriously, don't be fooled by all the hot shoes and the great sex and the no parents anywhere telling you what to do. Adulthood is responsibility. Responsibility, it really does suck. Really, really sucks. Adults have to be places and do things and earn a living and pay the rent. And if you're training to be a surgeon, holding a human heart in your hands, hello? Talk about responsibility. Kind of makes bikes and cookies look really, really good, doesn't it? The scariest part about responsibility? When you screw up and let it slip right through your fingers."MEREDITH
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IZZIE: "Before, when you said, 'I am not your sister,' did you think I was emasculating you?"
GEORGE: "No. I'm too masculine to be emasculated."
IZZIE: "I'm sorry."
GEORGE: "Guess you put Dr. Model to rest?"
IZZIE: "Guess I did."
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IZZIE: "What is your problem?"
MR. HUMPHREY: [to Izzie] "Look, I fantasized about you. About the woman in this photo, whoever she is. I'm not proud of it, but it's a fact. Do you know what they're gonna do to me today? I have cancer. And they're gonna lift up my legs and expose me to the world, and cut out my prostate, and my nerves. Effectively, neuter me. So is it so hard to understand that I don't want the woman who is in that photo to witness... my... my emasculation?"
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[rips off her shirt, throws it at Alex] "Fine! Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we? What are these? Oh, my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? And what have we got back here? Letâ€™s see if I remember my anatomy. Glutes, right? Letâ€™s study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through med school! Have you had enough, or should I continue, because I have a few more very interesting tattoos. You want to call me Dr. Model? That's fine. Just remember that while you're still sitting on two hundred grand of student loans... I'm out of debt."IZZIE
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IZZIE: [to Mer] "He didn't buy them."
MEREDITH [to George] "You didn't buy them?"
GEORGE: "Men don't buy tampons!"
IZZIE: [opens shower door, again] "You know what? You're gonna have to get over the whole man thing, George! We're women! We have vaginas! Get used to it!"
GEORGE: [on the bathtub floor] "I am not your sister!"
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