Grey's Anatomy

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DEREK: "Can you keep a secret?"
MEREDITH: "Better than you think."

PRESTON: "Why are you in this line?"
CRISTINA: "It’s the syphilis line."
PRESTON: "You don’t need to be in this line."
CRISTINA: "I don’t?"
PRESTON: "There’s no one else. That surprises you?"
CRISTINA: "Nothing surprises me."
PRESTON: "Do I need to be in this line?"
CRISTINA: "No."
PRESTON: "Okay then."
CRISTINA: "Okay."

CRISTINA: "You know, I think he really likes Typhoid Mary."
MEREDITH: "Not many budding relationships survive a good dose of VD."

CRISTINA: "Oh, what are we doing?"
IZZIE: "We are saving George from a future of festering sores and insanity."
CRISTINA: "Cute butt."
MEREDITH: "Told you."
IZZIE: "It is cute. Like a baby's."
GEORGE: "You know I've spent hours, days, years, imagining myself half naked in a room with three women? The reality is so much better."

GEORGE: "You know what? Forget this."
ALEX: "Hey, do you wanna get rid of the syph or not? Then shut up and drop it."
GEORGE: "Can't believe I'm doing this." [sees Mer] "Meredith! Go away!"
MEREDITH: "Oh, George. I thought you could use some moral support."
GEORGE: "No. No moral support. I'm indisposed here!"
MEREDITH: "George. It's not a big deal. And you have a cute butt."
ALEX: "I have a cute butt too. Want to see?"
MEREDITH: "Oh, get out. You're doing it wrong."
ALEX: "Be my guest."
GEORGE: "What? Alex. Alex! What!? Hey!"

GEORGE: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
ALEX: "It's a shot of penicillin, George. Be grateful that I am doing this. I've already seen more of you than I ever wanted to. I'll fight the nightmares for a week."

ALEX: "Everybody’s got a secret. Just be glad yours is out in the open."
CRISTINA: "Oh yeah, Alex? What’s yours?"
ALEX: "Show me yours and I'll show you mine. I bet you've got some seriously kinky skeletons in your closet."
CRISTINA: "What’s in my closet is none of your business."
IZZIE: "Well, I don't have any secrets, my life is boring."
MEREDITH: "Everybody’s got something to hide."

CRISTINA: "Hey, Syph-boy!"
GEORGE: "You told her?"
IZZIE: "Just Cristina."
ALEX: [smirks] "Syph-boy. It's got a nice ring to it. Kind of like Super-boy, only diseased."

GEORGE: "God, he's got an ovary?"
ALEX: "Gives a whole new meaning to metrosexual."

[to George] "Who gave you the cooties on the playground?"

ALEX

GEORGE: "Oh yeah? How am I gonna tell her? 'Hey Olivia, how are you? Oh, by the way, I got the syph. How about you?'"
IZZIE: "Well, maybe not quite like that."
GEORGE: "No, no! It’s good advice. Really good advice, thank you very much."

GEORGE: "What am I gonna do about Olivia?"
IZZIE: "Well, for starters, stop sleeping with her. Unless, you want that thing to fall off."
GEORGE: "That's twice that you trash talked the girl I could one day potentially lo- well, not love, but like a whole lot."
IZZIE: "If she gave it to you, you have to tell her."
GEORGE: "Three."
IZZIE: "Fine! She didn’t give it to you. She was a virgin when you met. You still have to tell her so she can get tested."

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Grey's Anatomy Season 1 Quotes

[narrating] "At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out, they fence you in. Life is messy, that's how we're made. So you can waste your life drawing lines or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines that are way too dangerous to cross. Here's what I know. If you're willing to throw caution to the wind and take a chance, the view from the other side... is spectacular."

MEREDITH

"If I miss a real procedure because of this case, they're gonna call me 007, because I killed you."

CRISTINA