Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy Season 1 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 1 Episode 4: "No Man's Land"

GEORGE: "I don't think you understand. Me: gonads! You: ovaries!"
IZZIE: [laughing] "That reminds me. We are out of tampons."
GEORGE: "You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear, while I'm naked in the shower!"
IZZIE: "Will you add it to your list, please?"
GEORGE: "What?"
IZZIE: "Tampons!"
MEREDITH: "To the list. It's your turn."
GEORGE: "I am a man! I don't buy girl products. I don't want you walking in while I'm in the shower. And I don't want to see you in your underwear!"
IZZIE: "It doesn't bother me, okay? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time, it's no big deal."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MEREDITH: [narrating] "Intimacy is a four syllable word for: Here is my heart and soul, please grind into hamburger, and enjoy. It's both desired, and feared. Difficult to live with, and impossible to live without. Intimacy also comes attached to the three R's... relatives, romance, and roommates. There are some things you can't escape. And other things you just don't want to know."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

CRISTINA: "You're eight feet tall. Your boobs are perfect, your hair is down to there. If I was you I would just walk around naked all the time. I wouldn't have a job, I wouldn't have any skills, I wouldn't even know how to read. I would just be... naked."
IZZIE: "It's all makeup. Retouching."
CRISTINA: "You get that we hate you, right?"
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

MEREDITH: [narrating] "I wish there were a rulebook for intimacy. Some kind of guide to tell you when you've crossed the line. It would be nice if you could see it coming, and I don't know how you fit it on a map. You take it where you can get it, and keep it as long as you can. As for rules, maybe there are none. Maybe the rules of intimacy are something we have to define for ourselves."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

ALEX: "So, Grey and Stevens really walk around in their underwear?"
GEORGE: "Um... Not all the time. I mean, some of the time. But not all the time."
ALEX: "Sexy underwear?"
GEORGE: "Yeah..."
ALEX: "And they just let you look at them?"
GEORGE: "Well, uh... yeah."
ALEX: "So they're like your sisters?"
GEORGE: "No! Not like sisters. Uh... no! I don't think of them like sisters."
ALEX: "But they're not coming on to you?"
GEORGE: "Well, not exactly."
ALEX: "And they don't expect you to do anything."
GEORGE: "No, but..."
ALEX: "Like sisters. Just like sisters."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

ALEX: "Morning, Dr. Model."
IZZIE: "Dr. Evil Spawn."
ALEX: "Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?"
IZZIE: "I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?"
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 3: "Winning a Battle, Losing the War"

DEREK: "It's not the chase."
MEREDITH: "What?"
DEREK: "You and me. It is not the thrill of the chase. It's not a game. It's... it's your tiny ineffectual fists. And your hair."
MEREDITH: "My hair?"
DEREK: "It smells nice. And you're very, very bossy. It keeps me in line."
MEREDITH: "I'm still not going out with you."
DEREK: [smiles] "You say that now."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

PATIENT [before surgery] "Richard... you're a good friend."
RICHARD: "Just shut up and count backwards already."
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

CRISTINA: "I'm not a people person."
MIRANDA: "No kidding."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

MEREDITH: [to Alex] "You're just pissed that two women got the harvest."
ALEX: "I'm just pissed that anyone except me got the harvest. Boobs in no way factor into this. Unless you want to show me yours..."
MEREDITH: "I'm going to become a lesbian."
CRISTINA: "Me too."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

GEORGE: "I ordered Chinese food!"
MEREDITH: "I hate Chinese food!"
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

IZZIE: "I was upset. When I’m upset I like to nest."
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

GEORGE: "You underestimate me. I'm not a baby, I'm your colleague. You don't have to manipulate me. If you want something, all you have to do is ask."
IZZIE: "We want you to go over Burke's head to the Chief."
GEORGE: "Ask me something easier."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

ALEX: "God, I smell good! You know what, it's the smell of an open heart surgery. It is awesome. It. Is. Awesome! You gotta smell me."
MEREDITH: "I don't want to smell you."
ALEX: [wraps arms around Mer] "Oh, yes you do!"
MEREDITH: [shoves Alex] "You've gotta to be kidding me! I've got more important things to deal with than you. I've got roommates, boy problems and family problems... You wanna act like a little frat boy bitch, that's fine. You wanna take credit for your saves and everybody elses, that's fine too. Just stay out of my face! And for the record you smell like crap!" [Derek walks in]
ALEX: [shrugs] "She attacked me." [Meredith attacks]
DEREK: [steps in] "Meredith, Meredith!" [to Alex] "You know, you might want to leave, before I change my mind and let her beat you to a pulp with her tiny, ineffectual fists."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

IZZIE: "George, you did good."
GEORGE: "I'm going to have to dodge Burke for the rest of my career. He could kill me and make it look like an accident."
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "We are SO going to hell. Burke's sending us straight to hell."
CRISTINA: "On the express train."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

DEREK: "You're asking for my advice? Now who’s chasing who?"
MEREDITH: "Not funny, this is important."
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

PRESTON: [to Meredith & Cristina] "This is a men's room. Either whip one out, or leave."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

PRESTON: [to Cristina] "You do enjoy crossing the line, don't you?"
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

CRISTINA: [about Izzie] "She's the Vice President of Fantasyland."
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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