Grey's Anatomy

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MIRANDA: "You try spending a month locked in a room with no windows, no one to talk to 23 hours a day. See how deranged you are then."
CRISTINA: "She's a murderer."
MIRANDA: "I didn't say she wasn't. I said, try having no one to make your snarky comments to for a solid month. My guess is, you'd swallow the entire razor."

MIRANDA: [to baby] "You know I'm having' a baby too, yes I am! A little boy! Maybe you could meet him someday! How's that sound, does that sound good?" [to Cristina] "Pregnancy has not made me soft. I haven’t gone soft. I don't do soft."
CRISTINA: "Of course not, just talking to a patient."

MEREDITH: "So, you're giving up your trailer."
DEREK: "I'm not giving up the trailer. Is Addison telling people that I'm giving up the trailer?"
MEREDITH: "It's just funny, I just never would have pegged you as that guy."
DEREK: "What guy?"
MEREDITH: "You know. The marble bath, private pool, gated community guy."
DEREK: "Don't peg me. I'm not peggable."
MEREDITH: "You're pegged. Deal with it."

[to Izzie] "I had no idea that you and Alex were a couple. It's just... I was having a bad day. And it was good... to have someone. And to talk to, I mean, not good to... Alex? He really is... good. I mean. He's good in the way he's a good person, good. Not that kind of good. You know. Good in bed good. Which. He is. As I'm sure you know. Okay... Well, bye."

OLIVIA

OLIVIA: "I'm sorry, I still get a little squeamish around leeches."
GEORGE: "Huh. That's not what I've heard."

"Don’t worry, I only killed three people and none of them were doctors."

CONSTANCE

CRISTINA: "Is she crazy?"
PARAMEDIC: "If you call a murderer crazy."
CONSTANCE: "Yeah, BABY, that's what I'm talkin' about!"

"These are preemies, people. They were supposed to spend another eight weeks in the womb. Just like interns, they're not ready for the real world."

MIRANDA

"Yang, how about we do this in plain English?"

MIRANDA

CRISTINA: [kicks Izzie awake]
IZZIE: "Dammit, what?!"
CRISTINA: "Hell hath no fury like a girl whose non-boyfriend screws a nurse."
IZZIE: "Bitch!"
CRISTINA: [smiles] "I like you bitter and pissed off. You're almost like a normal person now."

"A dog is not a replacement for a human being!"

GEORGE

PRESTON: "I made breakfast."
CRISTINA: "I don't have time for breakfast! I've got to round before anyone else if I want to get the good cases, you know that!"

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Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes

MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
DEREK: "This thing with us is finished. It's over."
MEREDITH: "Finally."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's done."
MEREDITH: "It is done."

ADDISON: "There is a land called Passive Agressiva, and I am their queen."
DEREK: [smiles] "That's all I'm saying... except when you're shrieking about trout."