Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes (Page 23)

Season 2 Episode 9: "Thanks for the Memories"

ADDISON: "Derek, are you done hurting me back? Because, if not, I need to special order a thicker skin."
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

GEORGE'S FATHER: "You treat us like we're stupid. And maybe we are. But we're your family. Give us an inch, Georgey. Every once in a while? Pick a car."
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

ALEX: [whistles at Meredith] "A miserable, diseased, dirty ex-mistress? That's hot. I feel better already."
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

ALEX: [to Meredith, about failing his boards] "If I tell Izzie, she'll be all supportive and... she might as well just rip my nads off and turn them into earrings."
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "I feel like one of those people who are so freaking miserable that they can't be around normal people. Like I'll infect the happy people. Like I'm some miserable, diseased, dirty ex-mistress."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

JOE: "This, is my boyfriend-"
CRISTINA: "Yeah, whatever, great. Where's the booze?"
JOE: "I brought a pie."
CRISTINA: "But you're a bartender!"
JOE: "Did you bring a scalpel?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

CRISTINA: "Meredith's a WASP, isn't she? Liquor is like oxygen for WASPs."
GEORGE: Which is... probably why we're out of liquor."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

GEORGE: "I'm in the woods. With shotguns and liquor and car talk. It's like Deliverance out here."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MEREDITH: [about her patient] "He was looking at me."
DEREK: "He wasn't looking at you."
MEREDITH: "He was!"
DEREK: "The CT report says he wasn't."
MEREDITH: "Do you want to argue with what I know I saw?"
DEREK: "No, Meredith. I don't want to argue with you any more."
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

CRISTINA: [to Izzie, re: Burke] "What was I supposed to do? Blow off my boyfriend for Thanksgiving?" [pauses] "I tried to. He wouldn't blow. He's like something sticky that won't blow off."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "Dr. Kent."
VISITING DOCTOR: "Yes."
MIRANDA: "I'm the surgical resident assisting you today. I know you're subbing in from Mercy West, so if there's anything I can do to help you-"
VISITING DOCTOR: "Look I'm only here for one day and I don't need my ass kissed. All I need is to tell you what to do and you do it. I don't like mistakes."
MIRANDA: "I don't make mistakes."
VISITING DOCTOR: "Whatever, there's only one resident I want in my OR -- this guy they call the Nazi. Do you know him?"
MIRANDA: "The Nazi?"
VISITING DOCTOR: "He gets a great word of mouth, a stellar rep. Balls the size of Texas."
MIRANDA: "That big? Sounds like an impressively talented man, this 'Nazi.'"
VISITING DOCTOR: "Do you know him or not?"
MIRANDA: "Never heard of him but I'll be sure to keep an eye out."
VISITING DOCTOR: "For now you can work on smaller cases. A guy just came in to curtain three. Page me if you get confused."
MIRANDA: "I'll be sure to do that."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "Surgeries, Grey! Lots and lots of surgeries. The stupidity of the human race, Grey. Be thankful for that."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 8: "Let It Be"

Meredith: I think you can't wait for someone to fly underneath you and save your life. I think you have to save yourself.
George: You mean, the pigeons aren't going to come?
Meredith: The pigeons aren't going to come.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MEREDITH: [narrating] "Mrs. Snyder explained to me that when fate comes into play, choice sometimes goes out the window. Maybe Romeo and Juliet were fated to be together, but just for a while, and then their time passed. If they could have known that beforehand, maybe it all would have been okay. I told Mrs. Snyder that when I was grown up, I'd take fate into my own hands. I wouldn't let some guy drag me down. Mrs. Snyder said that I'd be lucky if I ever had that kind of passion with someone, and if I did, we'd be together forever. Even now, I believe that for the most part, love is about choices. It's about putting down the poison and the dagger and making your own happy ending... most of the time. And sometimes, despite all your best intentions, fate wins anyway."
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

ALEX: "Here's the thing... I like your rack."
IZZIE: "God, what is wrong with you? Why do you have to be so... what is wrong with you?"
ALEX: "I like your rack and I'd want them around if I could have them, trust me I would, but it wouldn't be the end of the world if you got rid of them... because really, I want you."
[Izzie slaps him]
ALEX: "Ow! What was that for?"
[Izzie kisses him]
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "I miss you."
DEREK: [pauses, whispers] "I can't."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

GEORGE: "This office couldn't be farther away."
DAISY: "We don't like sick people."
GEORGE: "Okay... you do realize you're in a hospital?"
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

PRESTON: "I guess we never really got our date."
CRISTINA: [smiles] "Are you kidding? That was the best date I've ever been on."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

SAVANNAH: "I want my life. This gives me a shot, a shot at me and Weiss becoming this old wrinkled couple who argue all the time. Wouldn't you want that? A chance to grow old with Derek?"
ADDISON: [pauses] "Yeah. Yeah, I do."
 • Rating: 3.4 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "I think you can't wait for someone to fly underneath you and save your life... I think you have to save yourself."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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