Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes
[to Meredith] "So I go upstairs, preparing myself for what I'm going to see when I walk into my bedroom. I step on a man's jacket that doesn't belong to me. Then everything I know... it just shifts. Because what I know now is that when I go into my bedroom, I'm not just going to see that my wife is cheating on me. I'm going to see that my wife is cheating on me with Mark, who happens to be my best friend."DEREK
DEREK: "Meredith, I understand..."
MEREDITH: "Do you? Somehow I doubt it. Because if you did, you would shut up, turn around and go back inside, because you would realize that I am this close to getting in my car and running you over in the parking lot!"
"You know what happens to pregnant interns. I'm not switching to vagina squad or spending my life popping zits. I'm too talented. Surgery is my life."CRISTINA
PRESTON: "So what's the story with you and Grey?"
DEREK: [pauses] "I got drunk and she took advantage of me. Or she got drunk and I took advantage of her. Well, either way, we were drunk, definitely, and somebody took advantage. I look at it as my initiation into Seattle. What about you?"
PRESTON: "I don't have a story, I just wanted to hear yours."
PRESTON: "What do you want?"
PRESTON: "What do you want? You don't want to go out to dinner. You don't want to meet me in the on call room, and you sure as hell don't want to talk to me. I could pretend that I know, but hey, I don't even have your home phone number. So what do you want!?"
DEREK: "Addison, what are you doing here?"
ADDISON: "What are YOU doing here? You left everything -- your house, your wife, your practice. You had a life. Now you have a girlfriend in Seattle. She seems... sweet."
ADDISON: "Am I interrupting?"
RICHARD: "You're never interrupting."
DEREK: "She's always interrupting."
RICHARD: "You and I both know she's the best in the field. Bringing Addison out was a business decision. It's nothing personal."
DEREK: "Oh, well, that's a relief. Not personal. It's personal to me!"
"Surgery is the only specialty at the hospital where we don't waste time getting to know the patients. They're slabs of meat, and we're butchers."ALEX
MEREDITH: "Lip gloss. I wore my new lip gloss because my ex-boyfriend's wife looks like Isabella freaking Rossellini and I'm like, me. I'm trying to outdo her when she's the victim here. How crazy is that?"
GEORGE: "It's not that crazy, you know... smart. Lip gloss prevents chapped lips. You... was that ex-boyfriend?"
MEREDITH: "I am an evil mistress."
GEORGE: "But still... you look nice."
MEREDITH: "You're sleeping with someone?"
GEORGE: "What? You are? Who?"
CRISTINA: "What? Why is that such a shock? Even George managed to get some action."
GEORGE: "Um, Correction! George got some syph."
MEREDITH: "Lets play the game of whose life sucks the most. I'll win. I always win."
CRISTINA: "You don't want to play with me."
Meredith: "Oh yes, I do. I'll even go first. Derek is married, as in pig-headed adulterous liar married." [George spits out his beer]
CRISTINA: "George, you have beer... coming out of your nostrils..."
MEREDITH: "Alright, your turn."
CRISTINA: "I'm pregnant. There. I win." [Joe the Bartender collapses] "Okay, maybe Joe wins."