Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCGrey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes
DEREK: "How is the girl with the bomb?"
CRISTINA: "It's Meredith. The girl with the bomb is Meredith."
IZZIE: "I laugh at funerals."
ALEX: "I don’t go to funerals... Izzie, Iz--"
IZZIE: "I was jealous, I was jealous of Meredith in the surgery and I was jealous and now... now who’s jealous, Alex?"
"Okay -- you know when you don't need to be made fun of? Like when you have your hand inside a body that's got a bomb in it and a stranger is Velcro-ing a flak jacket to your boobs."
MEREDITH
GEORGE: "Uh, Dr. Bailey... you're having a baby."
MIRANDA: "I'm holding it in. I'll have him tomorrow. Just not now, not like this. No. [crying] I'm going home! I'm going home right now! I can't. I can't do this without my husband, I can't do this alone."
MIRANDA: "Dr. Shepherd? Where exactly is my husband?"
ADDISON: "He’s with my husband."
IZZIE: "Take off your pants."
ALEX: "Izzie, what are you doing?"
IZZIE: "I'm being a doer. Getting while the getting's good. Now take off your pants."
ALEX: "You realize when I said the apocalypse before, I meant it metaphorically, not literally."
IZZIE: "Alex, I haven't had sex in eight months and 12 days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors, or do you want to literally take off your pants?"
IZZIE: "Alex."
ALEX: "How crazy is this? Dude, it's like the Apocalypse."
IZZIE: "Alex."
ALEX: "It's true. Look around you. Half the people who're supposed to be saving lives have fled the building to save themselves. Bailey's husband almost died coming to see his kid getting born. The annoying twins are down on the OR floor with the guy who might literally explode their faces."
IZZIE: "Alex!"
IZZIE: "What's going on, is it something bad?"
ADDISON: "Yeah, it's something bad."
MIRANDA: "I could do this at home with a pair of scissors and a bucket of hot water."
GEORGE: "You know, millions of women die every year from delivering their own babies. I did NOT just say that out loud."
"Hello? George? It's me. Izzie. No, I don't have Bailey's husband's phone! I think I'd know if I had Bailey's husband's phone, George.... What's Bailey's husband's name?"
IZZIE
"She's refusing all pain meds, which I think is stupid, but I'm not in labor."
ADDISON
"A gathering of men outside a delivery room. How mid-century of you."
ADDISON
