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Greys-anatomy

"You know why I stopped being a nurse? Doctors. Doctors who don't know how to pitch in."

RICHARD'S ASSISTANT

OLIVIA: "Change your own bedpans, Stevens!"
IZZIE: "Yeah, well enjoy your syphilis, Olivia."

DEREK: "I was being nice to her."
CRISTINA: "Okay."
DEREK: "I can be nice to her without being-"
CRISTINA: "McDreamy, I know."
DEREK: "I really can."
CRISTINA: "Okay."
DEREK: "Okay then."

PRESTON: "I know it was probably you who convinced Cristina. She's very strong, but she listens to you. If you told her to move in... Anyway. Thank you."
MEREDITH: "No problem."

MEREDITH: "You have an increased level of serotonin in the blood."
PRESTON: "Which creates a false sense of euphoria."
TOM: "So Naomi’s not actually this happy? She just has a tumor?"
PRESTON: "Exactly."
TOM: "Thank God!"
NAOMI: "You people with your tumors. I tell you, I’m infected with love!"

[to Meredith] "You know, you are a gorgeous young woman. Look at you! You know, you should smile more."

PATIENT

"Destructive, aggressive hell-dog available!"

CRISTINA

DEREK: "Yes, compassion, It's an emotion. Have you ever heard of it?"
CRISTINA: "Have you? She's barely back on her feet and you've got her calling you McDreamy again. You know, I was just telling the patient the truth. You might want to try it sometime."

"Everybody's a liar."

MEREDITH
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