Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy Season 3 Quotes (Page 13)

Season 3 Episode 15: "Walk On Water"

ADDISON: [stares at Mark, Preston, Derek] "All alone! Do any of you even know what that's like? Lives with Cristina ... digs the perfect 12-year old ... Manwhore! His wife left him! After 25 years of marriage. So if the man wants to dye his hair for the ladies, let him dye his hair for the ladies! Now leave him be."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

RICHARD: "Men who... have gray hair are noticed less than men who... don't."
DEREK: "By who?"
RICHARD: "Well..."
PRESTON: "By the ladies?"
MARK: [coughs trying not to laugh]
DEREK: "Looks good Chief."
RICHARD: "Very natural."
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

PRESTON: [to the Chief] "What happened to your hair?"
ADDISON: "Leave him be."
MARK: "He dyed it."
DEREK: "But why?"
ADDISON: "Leave him be!"
DEREK: "What are you doing?"
PRESTON: "Okay... but why?"
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "I did not try to drown myself in the bathtub."
IZZIE: "Hey, I ate everything out of the fridge last night. Everything. Including a tub of butter. There's not judgement here."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "I'm a surgeon. I do the rescuing. You are not my knight in shining whatever."
DEREK: "So we're gonna fight because I pulled you out of the tub."
MEREDITH: "You have a place. You could sleep at it. And then you don't have to pull me out of the bathtub. You're everywhere, all the time, saying things."
DEREK: "This is the happy ever after part. And in the happily ever after, the guy is there all the time, saying things and the girls love it!"
MEREDITH: "Go to work, I'll see you there."
DEREK: "And just for the record? I am your knight in shining whatever."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

DEREK: "Your Mother! Look, your Mother was lucid and she said some things, and now she's-"
MEREDITH: "Gone! And everything's back to normal, it's not a big deal."
DEREK: "Yeah, except she's having heart surgery today."
MEREDITH: [sighs]
DEREK: "Hey. Do you want me to talk to the Chief? I know you have the Triage thing today, but he'll give you the day off."
MEREDITH: "Stop. I do not need rescuing."
DEREK: "You would've drowned in the bathtub had I not been there."
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "I was taking a bath!"
DEREK: "That's not a bath, I know what a bath looks like."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 14: "Wishin' and Hopin'"

IZZIE: "Hey! It's the little woman. So what are your plans now? You're not moving in, are you?"
CALLIE: "Nice."
GEORGE: "Wait, Callie."
CALLIE: "Forget it."
GEORGE: "Unbelievable. People, you're supposed to be my friends. My closest friends. Callie is a big- She's the most important part of my life now. If you wanna drive her away, and you're masters of it, you'll do it. But if she's gone, I'm gone. She's my wife. Calliope Iphigenia Torres is my wife. Don't you dare."
IZZIE: "Okay."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "How's George?"
IZZIE: "Medically he's fine, emotionally he's a little stunted if you ask me. You don't marry the rebound girl. Am I right?"
CRISTINA: "You don't marry anyone on a whim."
MEREDITH: "No, he needs our support."
IZZIE: "He doesn't need us, he's got his Vegas show-wife."
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

CRISTINA: "Dr. Grey, I need to ask you. Will it get in my way? Can I have both? Can I be a great surgeon and have a life? Because there is this man who just asked me to marry him and I know you tried to have both, but you split up with Meredith's dad. And I know this is none of my business."
ELLIS: "It is none of your business... and... I didn't try hard enough."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

GEORGE: [about the patient] "She's toxic."
OLIVIA: "Callie? Yeah, a lot of us feel that way."
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

MIRANDA: "Dr. Stevens, I swear on my life if I hear you say 'eight million dollars' one more time..."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

ELLIS: "What happened to you?"
MEREDITH: "What do you mean?"
ELLIS: "You're happy? You're happy now? The Meredith I knew was a force of nature. Passionate, focused, a fighter. What happened to you? You've gone soft! Stammering about a boyfriend and saying you're waiting to be inspired. You're waiting for inspiration? Are you kidding me?! I have a disease for which there is no cure, I think that would be inspiration enough! Listen to me, Meredith. Anyone can fall in love and be blindly happy! But not everyone can pick up a scalpel and save a life. I raised you to be an extraordinary human being, so imagine my disappointment when I wake up after five years and discover that you are no more than... ordinary! What happened to you?!"
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

CALLIE: "We went to Vegas. My idea. I embrace the trashy."
ADDISON: "That's... not that I'm not happy for you, but why? Married. So. Fast."
CALLIE: "You know those cartoons, where there's a bear and it's starving, and it looks at a cute intern?"
ADDISON: "Well, congratulations."
CALLIE: [shows her the ring] "It's small. I know it's small."
ADDISON: "It's beautiful."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MEREDITH: "You got married?"
GEORGE: "Yeah, I did. It was- I know it was implusive."
MEREDITH: "Was it good-impulsive or Meredith-impulsive? Because if it was Meredith-impulsive, maybe I could help get you out of it."
GEORGE: "No. It's a good thing. But thanks for the back-up."
MEREDITH: "You're welcome. Congratulations George."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

IZZIE: "It's fast, you know? It seems really, very fast. Are you even happy?"
CALLIE: "We're incredibly happy."
IZZIE: "Oh yay! Well great. Yay!"
GEORGE: "Show her the ring."
CALLIE: "Oh."
IZZIE: "Oh, that's so great. Tiny diamonds are great because you know what? No one will ever try to steal it."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

IZZIE: [to Alex] "Oh no no no... don't don't don't touch that. That was $79 dollars!"
CRISTINA: "Oh my God, I have got to get out of here."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

CRISTINA: "I don't do rings. Don't expect me to suddenly change. I'm a surgeon, just like you. And we'll have money, we can hire a wife."
PRESTON: "Are you saying yes?"
CRISTINA: "Y-yeah."
PRESTON: "I'm not letting you scrub in tomorrow."
CRISTINA: "Well, I'm not wearing a ring."
PRESTON: "Okay."
CRISTINA: "Okay then."
PRESTON: [pauses] "YES!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

ELLIS: "Then let me refuse the heart surgery."
MEREDITH: "No!"
ELLIS: "Why not?!"
MEREDITH: "Because killing my mother is not gonna be another thing that happens to me."
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

MEREDITH: [to Ellis] "You think that I like making these decisions for you? You think it's fun to get calls from the nursing home asking whether I was planning on giving the nurse, who changes you every morning a Christmas tip? But I do it. Because you have managed to alienate everybody else in your life and I am the only one, so I have to step up and do it. You wanna know why I'm so unfocused? So ordinary? You wanna know what happened to me? You! You happened to me!"
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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