Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCGrey's Anatomy Season 3 Quotes
DEREK: "We think you're depressed."
RICHARD: "Both of you?"
DEREK & ADDISON: "Yes."
RICHARD: "Well, for the two of you to agree on something I must be damn near suicidal."
GEORGE: "Why aren't you bragging about decanutlating the heart?"
CRISTINA: "I didn't decanulate the heart."
IZZIE: "Izzie and Alex do not believe you."
MEREDITH: "Okay, what are you two doing?"
IZZIE: "Izzie and Alex have a patient who speaks about himself in the third person."
ALEX: "They thought it was annoying at first, but now they kinda like it."
ADDISON: "Hey!"
DEREK: "Hey!"
ADDISON: "This civil and mature thing, how far does it go?"
DEREK: "Mmm... meaning what?"
ADDISON: "Meaning, is it pleasentries in the hallway, or do we actually interact?"
DEREK: "Hmm. I don't know. That sounds drastic."
MIRANDA: "We're gonna have to do a partial matherectomy."
MEREDITH: "Do you think we can save Mia's kidneys?"
MIRANDA: "Well if we can control the bleeders, her cardizers are go. This poor baby, It's not gonna be an easy recovery."
MEREDITH: "Well, with parents like that she didn't have it easy to begin with."
MIRANDA: "People do the best they can, Dr. Grey."
GEORGE: "What are you doing?"
CALLIE: "I'm talking to your brothers!"
GEORGE: "You don't have to do that!"
CALLIE: "It's okay, I don't mind. I'm pretty sure Ronnie and Jerry both have a thing for me. I was gonna go with Jerry until he went all '1957 Bel Aire,' and I was like, 'Really?'"
GEORGE: "Thank you for trying to help out my family, but it's really not necessary."
CALLIE: "George, I'm kidding about your brothers. C'mon!"
GEORGE: "I'm serious! I can handle my family on my own. You broke up with me, remember?"
JERRY: "Okay, so you pick a car!"
CALLIE: "Okay, um.... Mmm! 1968 Mustang GT 390 fastback!"
RONNIE: "That's interesting."
JERRY: "Wow, that is hot! That is very hot! The... car, I mean!"
CALLIE: [smiles] "Mmm hmm."
MARK: "Frank, these are interns. I'm supposed to be teaching them. Apparently, this is a teaching hospital. Karev?"
ALEX: "Frank Jeffries is post op day three for pectoral enhancement surgery. There was a slight complication when a saroma formed."
MARK: [yawns] "And what is a saroma?"
IZZIE: "A build up of blood and fluid under the skin."
MARK: "And that concludes today's teaching. A tube was inserted in Mr. Jeffries' chest to drain the excess fluid. I want you to monitor him, check the tube for fluid output, change the dressing, and Dr. Stevens, I guess you can... watch."
ALEX: "Actually Dr. Stevens is an excellent doctor."
MARK: "Yeah. That's what I hear."
MARK: "How're you doing, Mr. Jeffries?"
FRANK: "Oh, Frank's doin' okay. He'd be doin' alot better if the twins were even."
ALEX: "Uh... twins?"
FRANK: "Frank's new pecs."
IZZIE: "Who is Frank?"
FRANK: "You're lookin' at him!"
ADDISON: "So, I'm still wearing your rings. I think they're stuck."
DEREK: "Have you tried soap? I hear it's good and slippery."
ADDISON: "You are a very strange person, Derek."
DEREK: "I'm just bright and shiny, Addison. Bright and shiny!"
CRISTINA: "I'm scrubbing in on a surgery with Dr. Burke this morning."
MIRANDA: "Of course you are. Karev, Sloan. Grey, Pit. Stevens, shadow Karev. And let me remind you again of the rules of your probation."
ALEX: "I think she knows the rules, Dr. Bailey."
MIRANDA: "No touching patients, no talking to patients, no rolling your eyes at patients, or your superiors."
DEREK: "Hey! Good Morning Addison!"
ADDISON: "What's that supposed to mean?"
DEREK: "It's a greeting. Used in civilized cultures by their civilized inhabitants."
ADDISON: "You're smiling."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's called happiness. I understand why you wouldn't recognize it."
ADDISON: "Woah, woah, woah, wait, wait wait. We're, uh, being mature about this."
DEREK: "Yes, we are going to peacefully coexist in this hospital. Unless you've reconsidered moving back to New York. [pauses] Okay then, we will peacefully coexist."
ADDISON: "Interesting."
RONNIE: "That sounds dangerous, Is that dangerous?"
GEORGE: "No, it's not dangerous."
RONNIE: "Look, I didn't ask you, I asked the doctor."
JERRY: "Yeah, let the doctors speak, Georgey."
GEORGE: "White coat. Let's look at the white coat!"
