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Greys-anatomy

"A surgeon's education never ends. Every patient, every symptom, every operation... is a test. A chance for us to demonstrate how much we know. And how much more we have to learn."

MEREDITH [narrating]

GEORGE: "What is the strongest layer in the small bowel?"
IZZIE: "Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it…"
GEORGE: "It is... not... snot... "
IZZIE: "Submucosa!"
GEORGE: "Yes!"

CRISTINA: "Plates and little place cards? Ok, he’s turning into a girl."
IZZIE: "I think it’s sweet. He obviously cares about this stuff."
ALEX: "This white one tastes pretty good."

MIRANDA: "His testicles have swollen, which is the understatement of the year."
CRISTINA: "Fantastic! How much? No, uh, don’t tell me. Let it be a surprise."
MIRANDA: "Look, you and Grey can take him for his ultrasound and his X-ray."
CRISTINA: "The V.I.Penis."
MIRANDA: "Just go!"

MIRANDA: "I know I said you could use the day to study but we’ve got an all hands on deck situation."
CRISTINA: "Bad car accident?"
MEREDITH: "Multiple gunshot wounds?"
MIRANDA: "A penis. The chairman of the board’s penis."

CALLIE: "Why don’t you just go there already?"
ADDISON: "Because he doesn’t barbeque either. Plus he’s like 12 years old and could fit all his belongings in a milk crate."
CALLIE: "Well, guys like Karev… at least you know he’ll never lie to you. Guys like him, they must run in their 20s, but then they, you know, pack it in and teach their kids to play catch."
ADDISON: "Maybe. Ahh, I need to stop thinking about both of them."
CALLIE: "And I have to stop thinking about Izzie Stevens."
ADDISON: "Hey, Callie, here’s the thing. When you’re obsessing about something like that, there’s generally a reason."

CALLIE: "I caught George in a lie the other day. He said he spent the day in the clinic when he spent it doing god knows what with Izzie Stevens. It’s probably nothing, right?"
ADDISON: "Right."
CALLIE: "Right. So how’s your manwhore? Miraculously reformed?"
ADDISON: "For now. It’s never gonna turn him into... what I want."
CALLIE: "Which is?"
ADDISON: "The whole thing. I want someone stable who barbeques and teaches kids how to play catch. That’s not Mark Sloan. Which doesn’t explain why I spent the entire day looking at Alex Karev like a puppy at a chew toy."

MEREDITH: "It looks like a teeny tiny catfish."
RICHARD: "Close. See there? Those are spines. This is a candirú fish."
CRISTINA: "The penis fish? This guy has the penis fish! In his... in his... Wow!"

ADDISON: "Karev."
ALEX: "Hey. I was just checkin’ up on Ava.
ADDISON: "Do I have another Denny Duquette situation on my hands?"
ALEX: "What? Are you serious?
ADDISON: "I have never seen you so attentive with a patient. You’re always there, checking her stats, running tests, doing research!"
ALEX: "It’s my job.
ADDISON: "No, it’s my job. I’m her doctor. You’re my intern."
ALEX: "Which is why I have to know her stats at all times. Because I’m not about to stand next to you in your OR and be anything less than over prepared, ok? There’s no way I’m gonna go to work every day with a surgeon like you and not be at the top of my game. So, if you wanna yell at me ... "

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