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Greys-anatomy

VIOLET: "Cooper, you're blocking the caffeine."
NAOMI: "He’s blocking the caffeine."
VIOLET: "Cooper, if you move, I’ll give you a cookie."
NAOMI: "Hey, did something go wrong with Lisa’s surgery?"
COOPER: "No, we handled it. Addison is uh… excellent, pretty excellent."
VIOLET: "Only because you sighed twice. What’s the matter, Cooper?"
COOPER: "I don’t go to hookers, I don’t go to strip clubs. I meet women on the Internet, who want to meet me. So I like them a little younger."

MARK: "Go ahead. I would love to have an excuse to lay you out."
ALEX: "I didn't do anything."
MARK: "Well, whatever you didn't do... sent Addison running for the hills."

[to Pete] "It's just, where I come from elevators tend to be this kind of aphrodisiac, you know? People get on them and they just get all horny."

ADDISON

SAM: "Hey... you want details, go see Naomi."
ADDISON: "She won´t talk about it."
SAM: "Then you get no details."
ADDISON: "I'm on her side, you know that?"
SAM: "That's why you get no details."
ADDISON: "Details!"
SAM: "Woman, be quiet."
ADDISON: [smiles] "I even missed you."

ADDISON: "Did you cheat?"
SAM: "Two things I learned back in kindergarden. One, keep your hands to yourself. Two, he who smelt it, dealt it."
ADDISON: "That makes no sense.
SAM: "Yeah, well, you cheated… you cheated on your husband with his best friend. There. Smelt it, dealt it. It works."
ADDISON: "You're using fart logic!"

ADDISON: [slaps Sam]
SAM: "Ow!"
ADDISON: "Idiot. You divorced Naomi?"
SAM: "Just mind your own business."
ADDISON: [slaps Sam again]
SAM: "Ouch!"
ADDISON: "Moron. She’s my best friend."
SAM: "Stop hitting me on top of my head."

NAOMI: "You want to have a baby?"
ADDISON: "I want to have a baby."

ADDISON: "What happened between you and Sam?"
NAOMI: "Addison, you and I were close in med school, but it was a long time ago."
ADDISON: "Oh, Naomi. Come on. You can’t stay mad at me forever. I know you."
NAOMI: "You got fat."
ADDISON: "I am not!"
NAOMI: "Your hair is hideous."
ADDISON: "It is not!"
NAOMI: "And you're getting really, really ugly."
ADDISON: "Aww. I missed you too."

CALLIE: "What are you... are you... You're actually asking me..."
CRISTINA: "To be my bridesmaid, yeah."

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