But, not having spent time in a mental institution, the M.E. does not have the insight that I now have.


A little deja Wu going on.


What's with the sword and the axe? Don't these morons know that you can buy a gun literally anywhere?

Frankie Adkins

I wasn't pissing on the fence for kicks.


Wu: Oscar worthy performance De Niro.
Nick: Middle School Drama Club.

Eddie: Well, I sniffed her out.
Nick: Good boy.

I don't need you for what you know. I need your nose.


Whoa there 5-0. Don't you have a partner for this?


Harper's Beeman just buzzed me. Yeah, I just went there.


Nick: What are you doing?
Eddie: No way, dude I can't be around that guy he's way too potent. I almost bought him a drink.

Eddie: Okay, who am I supposed to be?
Nick: Just yourself.
Eddie: That's a little disappointing.

Eddie: Hello?
Nick: Hey, it's Nick.
Eddie: How did you get my new cell phone?!
Nick: Are you kidding me? I'm a cop.

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.


Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?