Seriously? That's like a beer and half an onion ring.

Eddie

Nick: What are you doing?
Eddie: No way, dude I can't be around that guy he's way too potent. I almost bought him a drink.

Harper's Beeman just buzzed me. Yeah, I just went there.

Hank

Whoa there 5-0. Don't you have a partner for this?

Eddie

I don't need you for what you know. I need your nose.

Nick

Don't you dare say heel.

Eddie

Eddie: Well, I sniffed her out.
Nick: Good boy.

Wu: Oscar worthy performance De Niro.
Nick: Middle School Drama Club.

Juliette: I got Voodoo Doughnuts
Nick: Ah, you're the best!
Juliette: Don't be such a cop the doughnuts are for dessert!

What am I? Your personal Grimm-apedia?

Eddie

Oh right, her again, Aunt Marie, right? Yeah, I couldn't sleep the last two nights thinking old Aunt Marie was gonna cut off my head and stick it on a lamppost...That's how my great Grandma ended up you know.

Eddie

Who wales anymore?

Eddie

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank