Nick: I'm going back out there, and I want you to come with me.
Eddie: How did I know you were gonna say that?
Nick: Munroe, if she is something like you I cannot risk someone else's life taking them out there.
Eddie: Apparently you're willing to risk mine.

Weird vibes out here.

Eddie

Eddie: My aim is to keep the toilet clean.
Hap: Cool.
Eddie: Your aim will help.

Let's not let this get out of hand, I just had the carpet cleaned.

Eddie

We don't kill our own.

Eddie

Nick: A rabbit?
Eddie: I, uh, relapsed.
Nick: Maybe she is not the right girl for you.

Our families have never been enemies. You should know that. Let's not change it now.

Orson

Nick: Munroe, it's Nick, open up!
Eddie: Maybe I should get you your own key.

Orson: This isn't between you and me.
Eddie: Then what's with the shotgun?

Hank: Pretty excited about being let go.
Nick: Oh yeah, I had to stop him from yodeling.

Renard: Rats dine on beloved teacher.
Nick: That's a little cold.
Hank: Guess who came to dinner.

Hank: I haven't had that much fun since that drunk threw up on me at the Christmas Party.
Nick: Wasn't that Sergeant Wu?

Grimm Quotes

She's a freaking Hexenbiest?!

Rosalee

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy