Hank: How do you want to deal with this?
Nick: Let's see if I can piss someone off.
Hank: Sounds like a plan!

[regarding Trubel] Someone's gone through a lot of trouble -- the other kind of trouble -- to make Lauren Cole seem real.

Wu

I knew if I could just get to you it would be okay...

Trubel

What's with the sword and the axe? Don't these morons know that you can buy a gun literally anywhere?

Frankie Adkins

A little deja Wu going on.

Wu

But, not having spent time in a mental institution, the M.E. does not have the insight that I now have.

Wu

It's just that I feel a lot more secure knowing you'll kill whatever walks through that door.

Adalind

Nick: [The baby is distracted by the cell phone] I think we we should get him his own phone!
Adalind: Not 'til second grade.

Look, whatever kind of family you have, reality is relative. You know? Normal is just the middle of the mess.

Monroe

I think we're beyond "weird" at this point.

Nick

Kelly, you're too young to appreciate the irony of this, but the car we're driving around belonged to a woman who tried to kill me. Of course, I tried to kill her, too. It was all very complicated.

Adalind

Tell you two things I know about kids. One, they are the future and should be cherished. Two, they're lying little bastards!

Monroe

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank