Three eyes *and* three arms? Are you sure it wasn’t a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people-eater?

Monroe

Meisner: Talk about coffee going right through you!
Renard: Why are you doing this?
Meisner: Well… my calendar’s pretty open, seeing’s how I’m dead.
Renard: Look, if this is some kind of revenge haunting, don’t forget I shot you to put you out of your misery!
Meisner [blandly]: Oh, thank you for that. Really. [turns cheerful] But! Don’t forget you betrayed us all! It’s the real reason I’m dead.
Renard: NO! I gave you an opportunity to join me!
Meisner: Don’t think you cleared that with your friend Bonaparte…

Meisner: Aren’t you worried about the fact that you’re talking to someone who isn’t even here?
Renard: Oh, let’s see how “here” you really are! [steps towards Meisner with coffee cup]
Meisner: Oh, now, wait a minute, Sean, that’s hot coffee!

Renard: Let’s get one thing straight here -- I’m in charge of this precinct. *Any* of you get out of line again, you *will* be outta here!
Nick: Soooo… no medals, then?

Renard: You three! My office!
Wu: I’m guessing this will be the presentation of medals.

Renard: You’re not real.
Meisner: Real enough that you’re talking to me.
Renard: No… you’re dead...
Meisner: Does that really matter?

I tried to tell you… you chose the wrong side.

Meisner

You don’t wanna go in there. ‘Cause you’re already in there. Might get a little awkward.

Wu

We should have killed Renard when we *didn’t* have the chance.

Wu

What if one of her teachers give her a timeout? It could turn into a permanent timeout for the teacher!

Adalind [regarding Diana]

If I shoot you, is that considered suicide?

Nick [as Renard]

You expect me to be your alibi for a murder you didn’t commit because you were *actually* murdering the person who *was* your alibi?

Adalind

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank