Dave: Whore's bath?
Penny: Ah yeah David, I did take a whore's bath okay? I had a one night stand and didn't have time to shower so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and throw some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did.

That girl's so whack, her first name should be knick knack paddy.

Brad

You're not the only one who's good at this game Emily Thorne.

Max [to Penny]

I plan on wining, dining and 79ing him. And yes if you're wondering that is 10 better!

Max

Quaint. Isn't that the space between a gal's goal and her penalty box?

Penny

My smoothie budget is out of control. Daddy don't do domestic papaya!

Brad

It's Miss Jackson if you're Va-nasty!

Brad

Penny: Yes! Year of Penny!
Max: The year's been over for a couple of months Pen.
Penny: Not the fiscal year of Penny. Suck it taxpayers!

I call it the boxer thong, business up front, party in the rear.

Dave
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