Favorite Happy Endings Quotes
It's Miss Jackson if you're Va-nasty!
Brad
You had Jane plan you a backup wedding in an underground bunker just in case North Korea quote grew a pair, but you never thought of who's gonna walk you down the aisle?
Alex
Alex: After I got mistaken for a whore, it made me realize something.
Max: That your grandmother was a whore?
Oh my God it's the Mandonna, let me hide under your unnecessary hat.
Max [to Alex]
Shuttin down the fallopes #menopause.
Brad
Alex: Well as long as Dave doesn't bring someone from Degrassi junior high again, I'm sure we'll be alright.
Dave: Hey if Degrassi's on the field, play ball. Am I right? Sorry proud of the wordplay, not the message.
Brad get me a new pair of pants, I look like a Turkish Whore master!
Jane
I call it the boxer thong, business up front, party in the rear.
Dave
Penny: The only people who can get away with being mean are rockstars or brain surgeons or Mr. Phil.
Jane: I think you mean Dr. Phil.
Penny: C'mon it's a PHD. Everybody calm down.
Jane: A summer birthday really matches my easy breezy vibe.
Dave: Easy breezy vibe? I thought you had more of a dead of winter, girl with the dragon tattoo, Sarsgaard Murderhouse vibe.
You guys are addicted to these addiction shows.
Dave [to Alex and Max]
Every choice you make in your life about everything is monumentally wrong.
Jane [to Penny]
