My prom date was one of those murderball champions.

Penny

Look at me 2 hours ago I wasn't even in this wedding and now I run this bitch.

Jane

The guys wanted me and the girls wanted to be me.

Max

Oh my God it's the Mandonna, let me hide under your unnecessary hat.

Max [to Alex]

And time, 3 minutes and 7 seconds til she mentioned the guy she's dating.

Brad

If you wanna know what else is gay go to www.whatisgay.biz.

Max

Do you realize their Brangelina name is gonna be Derek?

Alex

I will always love Sean Penn no matter how creepy and thin his mustache gets.

Max

Quiet Jane is the scariest Jane.

Penny

Save the drama for Wilmer Valderama.

Derek
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Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 21 Quotes

Quiet Jane is the scariest Jane.

Penny

Save the drama for Wilmer Valderama.

Derek
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