My prom date was one of those murderball champions.

Penny

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• Added: April 05, 2012

Look at me 2 hours ago I wasn't even in this wedding and now I run this bitch.

Jane

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• Added: April 05, 2012

The guys wanted me and the girls wanted to be me.

Max

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• Added: April 05, 2012

Oh my God it's the Mandonna, let me hide under your unnecessary hat.

Max [to Alex]

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• Added: April 05, 2012

And time, 3 minutes and 7 seconds til she mentioned the guy she's dating.

Brad

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• Added: April 04, 2012

If you wanna know what else is gay go to www.whatisgay.biz.

Max

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• Added: April 04, 2012

Do you realize their Brangelina name is gonna be Derek?

Alex

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• Added: April 04, 2012

I will always love Sean Penn no matter how creepy and thin his mustache gets.

Max

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• Added: April 04, 2012

Quiet Jane is the scariest Jane.

Penny

• Permalink: Quiet Jane is the scariest Jane.
• Added: April 04, 2012

Save the drama for Wilmer Valderama.

Derek

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• Added: April 04, 2012