Happy Endings

Happy Endings "Grinches Be Crazy" Quotes

Brad [to Jane]: I can't believe Max is a better person than you.
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Max: Hey Gar? Why don't you take five from feelin up the kid's mom and throwing salmon down your throat and buy him a Go Kart or something!
Gary: Of course! Whatever he wants!
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Gita [to Brad and Jane]: Between you and me, I don't think he should be Santa. He has many drawers...sinful drawers.
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Max [to Penny]: I wouldn't turn my nose up to dating a mugger, they're entrepreneurs.
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Mugger: Lady gimmer your purse!
Penny: What? Lady? I'm only 30. That's like mid to late 20s!
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Dave: So Al, you're really going with the coupon books that no one wants again this year? It's the gift that keeps on disappointing.
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Brad [to Jane]: I love Indecent Proposaling with you!
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Penny: Really you want to play santa? Because you hate holidays and you hate kids.
Max: Yeah but I love making extravagant promises that I don't have to fulfill. Plus Penny I really need the cash, my limo business has hit a few schnags.
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Penny: I'd rather be surprised by a disappointment than happy with what I expected. It's why I never ask if a pool is heated.
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Penny: Egg nog is delish! Dairy and liquor are really one of those underrated combinations.
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