Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 6: "Lying Around" Quotes
It's called Hollywood, not Hollyfriends.
Max
I picked up my knitting again and you better believe I don't stick to conventional stitches.
Jane
You know what else was a great choice? How you never had Dave say the name of the truck, it's like one of those bars that doesn't have a sign and only the cool people know about it.
Alex
Max: Dude I'm the Dave whisperer.
Dave: Yeah but can you do it for no money?
Max: I bartered for this outfit using only illegal Mexican candy, I think I got this.
You were absolutely know where Michigan is, you were an extra in 8 mile.
Brad [to Max]
Dave: I just thought it'd be better to have an actual professional, not somebody who wears a turtleneck he found on the ground.
Max: Aha! This is a mock turtleneck and I found it in the garbage.
You're sweating on my bruschetta.
Jane [to Brad]
The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."
Penny
