Happy Endings "More Like Stanksgiving" Quotes
Max [to Brad]: Busta bust, why don't you throw your hands where my eyes can see, which would be in my sink doing my dishes.
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Dave: Henceforth, I will now be known as "has or deals with clams."
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Brad: Kerkovich? More like Kerkobitch.
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Max: We are just like two rabbits...doing it all the time...there's so much sex...and it's all hetero.
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Alex: This is an ergonomic work hammock. See how easy? No carpal tunnel for this productive gal.
Penny: That's a sex swing...
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Max: If that season had aired, I would've been the first openly gay person on television.
Jane: Except for Ellen, Rosie, all the career high guys.
Penny: Oh and Norman Korpi from the Real World season one.
Max: Deep cut.
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Dave: You guys wouldn't understand, neither of your ancestors were at the first Thanksgiving
Jane: Ok, neither were the Navajo.
Dave: One of our many snubs.
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Penny: We were still reeling from the events surrounding the film Vanilla Sky.
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Brad: I need some hand sani for my face.
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Dave: If I don't show up with a sack of clams I'm gonna look like a real dope!
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Total Quotes: 10