Happy Endings "No-Ho-Ho" Quotes
Jane: I took control of my destiny. I changed my birthday. I am Queens Boulevard.
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Max: I didn't vote for Obama because I didn't respect his March Madness bracket!
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Brad [to Max]: Are you back on the sweet and creamy?
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Penny: What's gonna be open on Christmas? A gas station, drug store, Israel?
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Jane: Happy birthday Jane...and Jesus.
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Max: You didn't like Ringling brother for brothers?
Brad: It would've been the greatest show on earf!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jane: A summer birthday really matches my easy breezy vibe.
Dave: Easy breezy vibe? I thought you had more of a dead of winter, girl with the dragon tattoo, Sarsgaard Murderhouse vibe.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Brad [to Jane]: I still can't believe you lied to me about your birthday. I thought you were older than me. I thought I was married to a MILF. Now all those fantasies about her about being my dad's new wife, giving me a bath and swaddling me, don't make sense.
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Brad: Jane and Alex's parents are going to sex camp.
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Total Quotes: 9