I took control of my destiny. I changed my birthday. I am Queens Boulevard.

Jane

I didn't vote for Obama because I didn't respect his March Madness bracket!

Max

Are you back on the sweet and creamy?

Brad [to Max]

What's gonna be open on Christmas? A gas station, drug store, Israel?

Penny

Happy birthday Jane...and Jesus.

Jane

Max: You didn't like Ringling brother for brothers?
Brad: It would've been the greatest show on earf!

Jane: A summer birthday really matches my easy breezy vibe.
Dave: Easy breezy vibe? I thought you had more of a dead of winter, girl with the dragon tattoo, Sarsgaard Murderhouse vibe.

I still can't believe you lied to me about your birthday. I thought you were older than me. I thought I was married to a MILF. Now all those fantasies about her about being my dad's new wife, giving me a bath and swaddling me, don't make sense.

Brad [to Jane]

Jane and Alex's parents are going to sex camp.

Brad
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Happy Endings Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

I still can't believe you lied to me about your birthday. I thought you were older than me. I thought I was married to a MILF. Now all those fantasies about her about being my dad's new wife, giving me a bath and swaddling me, don't make sense.

Brad [to Jane]

Jane and Alex's parents are going to sex camp.

Brad
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