Happy Endings

Happy Endings "Our Best Friend's Wedding" Quotes

Alex: Well you know what they say, it's not a good gang hang until someone takes a major shot to the face.
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Jane: You lightly bite one security guard and they act like you're a criminal!
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Max: Elton John would just eat these balls up.
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Alex: You always said you looked great in a one piece.
Dave: I just don't understand why they're not acceptable to men anymore.
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Penny: You lied to him?
Jane: Ok I did not know he was going to come in like he just shot the sheriff.
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Max [to Brad]: C'mon boo, it's not like you never thought about it Harvey Chocolate Milk.
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Max: Wait is this gonna be a classic group gang hang?
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Dave: I think our wedding was pretty spectacular.
Brad: Yeah the only thing missing was a bride that stayed for the duration of the reception.
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Max: I can't believe anyone voluntarily decided to marry Penny. I mean she's a disaster of a human woman, am I right?
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Alex: I get the P shaped sandwiches for Penny and Pete, but what is with the lower case b's?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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