This helmet wasn't just protecting my head, it was protecting my heart.

Penny

I don't know what the two of you are up to, I think it's amazing, I want no part of it.

Max

Are you calling me a trophy wife because that's awesome!

Brad

He could be your soul mate, your kindred spirit, your One Tree Hill.

Alex

Quaint. Isn't that the space between a gal's goal and her penalty box?

Penny

So you and the guys wanna go check out some porno? Get some eyes on some thighs? Some peepers on some creepers? Some rods and cones on some bras and thongs?

Jane

A fist bump is a sacred contract between the fists of men.

Max

Alright enough with the showboating you tiny hooligan, it's bad enough we're getting beat by someone who's only slightly larger than the actual foosball players.

Max [to Alex]

Aww boo, you're not laughing, what's wrong? You consti?

Brad [to Jane]
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