Shuttin down the fallopes #menopause.

Brad

Dating you was like dating a super gay dude.

Max [to Penny]

I look like a quaalude dealer.

Dave

You like Keri Russell after she ruined Felicity.

Penny [about Dave's perm]

He messed with your V necks? That's like messing with a straight guy's crew necks.

Brad

All codes are off!!!

Max [to Dave]

I was too busy working to get work married.

Jane

It's Miss Jackson if you're Va-nasty!

Brad

Damn you're one hot skinny little witch.

Brad [to Jane]

I went playground, you went hairband.

Max
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Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

Damn you're one hot skinny little witch.

Brad [to Jane]

I went playground, you went hairband.

Max
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