Shuttin down the fallopes #menopause.

Brad

• Permalink: Shuttin down the fallopes #menopause.
• Added: November 16, 2011

Dating you was like dating a super gay dude.

Max [to Penny]

• Permalink: Dating you was like dating a super gay dude.
• Added: November 16, 2011

I look like a quaalude dealer.

Dave

• Permalink: I look like a quaalude dealer.
• Added: November 16, 2011

You like Keri Russell after she ruined Felicity.

Penny [about Dave's perm]

• Permalink: You like Keri Russell after she ruined Felicity.
• Added: November 16, 2011

He messed with your V necks? That's like messing with a straight guy's crew necks.

Brad

• Permalink: He messed with your V necks? That's like messing with a straight...
• Added: November 16, 2011

All codes are off!!!

Max [to Dave]

• Permalink: All codes are off!!!
• Added: November 16, 2011

I was too busy working to get work married.

Jane

• Permalink: I was too busy working to get work married.
• Added: November 16, 2011

It's Miss Jackson if you're Va-nasty!

Brad

• Permalink: It's Miss Jackson if you're Va-nasty!
• Added: November 16, 2011

Damn you're one hot skinny little witch.

Brad [to Jane]

• Permalink: Damn you're one hot skinny little witch.
• Added: November 16, 2011

I went playground, you went hairband.

Max

• Permalink: I went playground, you went hairband.
• Added: November 16, 2011