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You look like an assistant manager at a Jacksonville multiplex.


Alex: You gave me a serious addiction to candy cigarettes.
Jane: You broke my Bob Dole action figure.

Winter is coming.


I mean, you practically begged me to do it by begging me not to do it. In fact sir I would like an apology, I am hurt. I am deeply hurt that you do not know me well enough to know that I would screw this up for you.


Ahh gay wit, the white noise of the hair salon.


Alex and Jane tried being honest with each other like 20 years ago. The fight lasted for weeks. The family calls it, "the incident."


Penny: Davey what's the name of that movie about the horse that goes to the war?
Alex: Uhh War Biscuit, Duh.

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