I just wasn't ready to open that rabbit hole.

Alex

Get your Bobby Kennedy hands off of me!

Max

Penny: Yes! Year of Penny!
Max: The year's been over for a couple of months Pen.
Penny: Not the fiscal year of Penny. Suck it taxpayers!

Let's just say he's one MRI away from a free MRI.

Jane [about Brad]

All you're doing is altering his perception of reality. It's the Kerkovich Way.

Jane

I love when Mer-bear let's herself laugh.

Brad [about Meryl Streep]

You'd think baby number three would just fall out!

Penny

When I went out with that male nurse, I found out that I still have a soft spot for dating gay guys.

Penny

What if she's pregnant? Would we raise the baby together? Would we raise it as a group? Group baby, is that a thing?

Dave
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Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 17 Quotes

When I went out with that male nurse, I found out that I still have a soft spot for dating gay guys.

Penny

What if she's pregnant? Would we raise the baby together? Would we raise it as a group? Group baby, is that a thing?

Dave
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