Tampa is not a place you go it's a place you end up.


Well, as the author of several dozen cries for help I know a good one when I hear one.


Max: What are all those red arrows for?
Jane: Oh, those are all the areas that need improvements.
Max: But those are all of them.
Jane: Yeah, you've got lots of bad areas. You're like the Oakland of gay guys.

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