Happy Endings Quotes
Penny made a boo-boo.
Penny
Come on throw some shade to Papa.
Alex
You look like Coolio when he takes his braids out.
Brad
You're right. I don't have to be in charge, even though it's better when I am.
Jane
I mean I haven't really kept up with my acting aside from memorizing every one of Taye Diggs' monologues from Private Practice, but that's just to stay sharp.
Brad
Excuse me, I don't normally do this. But you have the hair of a greek shipping magnate's worthless son.
Alex
No one touches the goatee.
Dave
I got dumped by a girl in high school, licked my wounds, got way into anime and moved on.
Brad
She's not even instagramming anymore. She hasn't posted a picture of an appetizer all week.
Brad
Wait Penny wrote a play about a guy who's about to get his heart ripped out? Is this about Dave?
Alex
What she did was a strong move by a strong woman. She's basically Mary J. Blige.
Jane
Those are cool. And this is coming from a guy who wore a bandana around his jeans leg in high school, so I know what I speak of.
Dave
