Happy Endings

Happy Endings Quotes (Page 5)

Season 3 Episode 12: "The Marry Prankster"

Max: Pen I live by mafia rules, you, your family, anybody in the room. Y'all gotta pay, that's how I roll.
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: No we're not even. And when it comes my revenge will be served like the tennis serve of a seventh grade girl. Slow, out of bounds, and I will pull balls out of my skirt.
 • Rating: Unrated

Alex: You guys realize that we are just prawns in his game. Little shrimp swimming around and waiting to be eaten by a big shark named Max.
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Brad: Max put stripper glitter in my two favorite things, my lotions and my creams.
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Brad: Call me Melanie Griffith because I'm gonna be Workin Girllll.
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Max: I'm rich! I'm no longer the poor one! I'm not sharing this with any of you. You're all dead to me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 11: "The Ex-Factor"

Penny: Bad transmission means the excitement is about to start!
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Brad: Oh it was real physical. REAL physical. I'm talking about sex physical. Sock off sex. So hot
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Penny: Oh! Check out red shirt diaries over here. Spill much? Have a little cheese with that wine you stupid clumsy bitch! Hahaha! Oh... You guys don't do pile ons? Waitress! Club soda please, here do you want my shirt? Here's a hundred dollars!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: Imagine a world where your friends don't exist... Who would we hang out with?
Penny: Rachel McAdams? Zoe Saldana?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brad: It's going to be an awesome night!
Jane: We're not going to have a three way.
Brad: It's going to be pretty good night...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Max, you do not have disposable income when you owe us $11,000 and three cats.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 10: "Kickball 2: The Kickening"

Jane: Anyway you're only as good as your weakest link. I'm talking about Yipsy Kay Ay Mother failure over there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: It turns out there is crying in kickball.
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Alex: Hello Jane.
Jane: Hello Newman.
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Alex: Penny you came here to meet guys and I don't see no ring on that finga!
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Max: We'll start off with some light stretching, which will be followed by some heaving losing, which will then be followed by some heavier drinking.
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Jane: Silly Alex, wins are for winners.
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Penny: That is cold blooded Leblonde Jane.
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Max: Like when Wang Chung tried to have fun the following night.
 • Rating: Unrated

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