Happy Endings Quotes
He's not lying, he once ladybugs'd himself into a jr high girls soccer tournament, bet against the team and threw the game.
Brad
You need a dirtbag and luckily enough for you my middle name is Herbert and I'm a dirtbag.
Max
Ugh actors are the worst.
Jane
You had Jane plan you a backup wedding in an underground bunker just in case North Korea quote grew a pair, but you never thought of who's gonna walk you down the aisle?
Alex
The point is I gotta be a man and stand up for myself on my own with you guys behind me. Brad maybe you more towards the front perhaps wearing some Raiders gear.
Dave
You look like an assistant manager at a Jacksonville multiplex.
Penny
Alex: You gave me a serious addiction to candy cigarettes.
Jane: You broke my Bob Dole action figure.
Winter is coming.
Brad
I mean, you practically begged me to do it by begging me not to do it. In fact sir I would like an apology, I am hurt. I am deeply hurt that you do not know me well enough to know that I would screw this up for you.
Max
Ahh gay wit, the white noise of the hair salon.
Max
Alex and Jane tried being honest with each other like 20 years ago. The fight lasted for weeks. The family calls it, "the incident."
Brad
Penny: Davey what's the name of that movie about the horse that goes to the war?
Alex: Uhh War Biscuit, Duh.
