Happy Endings Quotes
How did we not know power was amazing? Kanye wrote a song about it. Emily and Merrill Boothe named their son after it.
Max
I feel fresher than a Daisy...Fuentes...joke and nobody's burned her in awhile.
Max
Jane: You use your special skill to save the gym!
Brad: Wait how am supposed to give fourteen consecutive orgasms to a brick building.
Dave's been playing a lot of guitar lately. Some would say too much. I would say too much.
Alex
You smellin what I'm passin?
Penny
Okay you're watching way too much stock photo in gay porn.
Penny
Hey Max think I could bum some cereal? Haven't had a carb in four years, feeling nostalgic.
Jane
Business has been slower than a WBNA fastbreak.
Dave
Well you know what they say, it's not a good gang hang until someone takes a major shot to the face.
Alex
You lightly bite one security guard and they act like you're a criminal!
Jane
Elton John would just eat these balls up.
Max
Alex: You always said you looked great in a one piece.
Dave: I just don't understand why they're not acceptable to men anymore.
