Happy Endings Quotes
We'll start off with some light stretching, which will be followed by some heaving losing, which will then be followed by some heavier drinking.Max
Silly Alex, wins are for winners.Jane
That is cold blooded Leblonde Jane.Penny
Like when Wang Chung tried to have fun the following night.Max
Dave have your fingers lost weight?Brad
I didn't even know you could pronounce the name of your store. I thought it was a four letter keltic symbol for failure.Dave
The only Orlando I like starts with Tony or ends with Bloom.Derrick
Usually rebranding doesn't work. Look at KFC. I'm sorry guys but you will always been Kitchen Fresh Chicken to me.Alex
Okay I know what you're doing. You're gay Yoda-ing me? Wait is that redundant?Max
That's right I'm straight now. From this moment forward, it's gonna be a steady diet of boobs and dudes, dammit. I am not longer interest in men, I am only interest in mankind. From this moment forward it will be a steady diet will be chicks with d...ammit. I love guys. My favorite thing to touch is va-penis.Max
Honestly I haven't been too into music since Smashmouth left the game.Alex
Penny: Oh my God, Oh my God I'm gonna die.
Alex: Me too! I mean we all are, but why are we talking about that now, it's sad.