We'll start off with some light stretching, which will be followed by some heaving losing, which will then be followed by some heavier drinking.

Max

Silly Alex, wins are for winners.

Jane

That is cold blooded Leblonde Jane.

Penny

Like when Wang Chung tried to have fun the following night.

Max

Dave have your fingers lost weight?

Brad

I didn't even know you could pronounce the name of your store. I thought it was a four letter keltic symbol for failure.

Dave

The only Orlando I like starts with Tony or ends with Bloom.

Derrick

Usually rebranding doesn't work. Look at KFC. I'm sorry guys but you will always been Kitchen Fresh Chicken to me.

Alex

Okay I know what you're doing. You're gay Yoda-ing me? Wait is that redundant?

Max

That's right I'm straight now. From this moment forward, it's gonna be a steady diet of boobs and dudes, dammit. I am not longer interest in men, I am only interest in mankind. From this moment forward it will be a steady diet will be chicks with d...ammit. I love guys. My favorite thing to touch is va-penis.

Max

Honestly I haven't been too into music since Smashmouth left the game.

Alex

Penny: Oh my God, Oh my God I'm gonna die.
Alex: Me too! I mean we all are, but why are we talking about that now, it's sad.

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Happy Endings Quotes

Dave: Whore's bath?
Penny: Ah yeah David, I did take a whore's bath okay? I had a one night stand and didn't have time to shower so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and throw some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did.

You're sweating on my bruschetta.

Jane [to Brad]
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