Happy Endings Season 2 Quotes
My prom date was one of those murderball champions.
Penny
Look at me 2 hours ago I wasn't even in this wedding and now I run this bitch.
Jane
The guys wanted me and the girls wanted to be me.
Max
Oh my God it's the Mandonna, let me hide under your unnecessary hat.
Max [to Alex]
And time, 3 minutes and 7 seconds til she mentioned the guy she's dating.
Brad
If you wanna know what else is gay go to www.whatisgay.biz.
Max
Do you realize their Brangelina name is gonna be Derek?
Alex
I will always love Sean Penn no matter how creepy and thin his mustache gets.
Max
Quiet Jane is the scariest Jane.
Penny
Save the drama for Wilmer Valderama.
Derek
You're not the only one who's good at this game Emily Thorne.
Max [to Penny]
He was threatening to blow up this whole operation so I had to go ghost prots on him.
Max [about Dave]
