Alex: Well as long as Dave doesn't bring someone from Degrassi junior high again, I'm sure we'll be alright.
Dave: Hey if Degrassi's on the field, play ball. Am I right? Sorry proud of the wordplay, not the message.

You can't just go around daylights savings-ing people!

Alex [to Jane]

I just wasn't ready to open that rabbit hole.

Alex

Get your Bobby Kennedy hands off of me!

Max

Penny: Yes! Year of Penny!
Max: The year's been over for a couple of months Pen.
Penny: Not the fiscal year of Penny. Suck it taxpayers!

Let's just say he's one MRI away from a free MRI.

Jane [about Brad]

All you're doing is altering his perception of reality. It's the Kerkovich Way.

Jane

I love when Mer-bear let's herself laugh.

Brad [about Meryl Streep]

You'd think baby number three would just fall out!

Penny

When I went out with that male nurse, I found out that I still have a soft spot for dating gay guys.

Penny

What if she's pregnant? Would we raise the baby together? Would we raise it as a group? Group baby, is that a thing?

Dave

Max: Pen I think you know me, we've made love.
Penny: Ugh.
Max: I think you ugh-mazing!

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Happy Endings Season 2 Quotes

You're sweating on my bruschetta.

Jane [to Brad]

The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."

Penny
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