Happy Endings

Happy Endings Season 2 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 2 Episode 8: "Full Court Dress"

Alex: You're going to the big walk-in closet in the sky! Say hi to Nemo's mom for me!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Accidentally seating five plus sized women at the "Hippo" table ruined my event.
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny [to the kids]: Give me that knife and like me more!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max: TV really is nature's babysitter.
 • Rating: Unrated

Max [to Penny]: To be fair, I'm their real uncle. Blood is thicker than annoying.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Max: Your dad doesn't have a secret Facebook profile under the name "Jeffrey Scrotum."
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny [to Max]: What's wrong? Did you push the Qtip in too far again?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jane [to Max]: Only you would spend hundreds of dollars to get a free 99 cent food item.
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: Max, why so much sideboob? Talk to me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brad: My smoothie budget is out of control. Daddy don't do domestic papaya!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 7: "The Code War"

Brad: Shuttin down the fallopes #menopause.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max [to Penny]: Dating you was like dating a super gay dude.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dave: I look like a quaalude dealer.
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny [about Dave's perm]: You like Keri Russell after she ruined Felicity.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brad: He messed with your V necks? That's like messing with a straight guy's crew necks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Max [to Dave]: All codes are off!!!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: I was too busy working to get work married.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brad: It's Miss Jackson if you're Va-nasty!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brad [to Jane]: Damn you're one hot skinny little witch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Max: I went playground, you went hairband.
 • Rating: Unrated

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