I call it the boxer thong, business up front, party in the rear.

Dave

My body is a temple and your bodies are stadium urine troughs.

Penny

Wow we really are losing the war on drugs if animals are blowing rails.

Alex

Are you ready for the annual Brad and Jane spring smackdown?!?

Dave

That's the last time I administer an at home "bro-zilian." Speaking of, Dave we need more duct tape.

Max

I'm not the one who always goes out to the terrace to stretch because quote, the perv across the way needs to eat too!

Brad [to Jane]

The pinot and the pants are flowing, the brie is a-baking, it's time to stop waiting and start exhaling.

Penny

My skin is so dry it has a British accent.

Penny

I'll see you guys later...I hope not sporadically.

Alex
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