Happy Endings Season 2 Quotes
You make a sexy sandwich son.
Big Dave
You've been cooped up here way too long. You're starting to "Rear Window" and make stuff up.
Max [to Alex]
Alex what was so important that you had to call us over here, I was right in the middle of doing nothing.
Max
Wait so Dave's new mom is Penny's old mom?
Alex
Why would a stoner have a racist homophobic bird?
Alex
Dave I'm not sure it's easy hearing your dad has a new girlfriend and that Penny got rotary dialed on your bumper pool table.
Jane
My dad got bangs!
Penny
Jane: Wait Big Dave is coming to town? God I love your dad!
Alex: Ugh, the man hates me for no reason.
Everyone: You left Dave at the altar!!!
Jane: You look like Jamiroquai before labor day.
Max: You look like Carol Brady right before she got arrested for molesting Bobby.
Max: How do you think Jane would feel about high-waisted pants?
Brad: I think she would have to be high and wasted.
Brad: Dude I need your help.
Max: Alright but it's gonna cost you.
Brad: You owe me eight thousand dollars.
You gotta relax dude, therapy is cool.
Max
